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Felch

THE FELCH~MEISTER

About Me

I AM MR FELCH THE LANKY STREAK OF PISS! I ENJOY LOTS OF COFFEE, WISKEY AND STUFF CUZ IM A DIRTY WRECK HEAD! I PLAY BASS IN A DIRTY METAL BAND.

My Interests

CARESSING MY BALLS WITH CHEESE SPREAD! JACKING IN TO THE MATRIX, HITTING CURBS IN MY CAR, PLAYING BASS, AND A SPOT OF FISHING WHEN I CAN BE BOTHERED!..This profile was edited with Edit Your MySpace

I'd like to meet:

FLIPPER & LASSIE? OSAMA BINLADEN, MARK BRANDON REED AKA CHOPPER, BLACK BEARD, AND ANYONE WHOS NEVER BEEN STRAIGHT HEADED.

Music:

GOATSBLOOD, EYEHATEGOD, ANAL CUNT, KAHNATE, SUNN O}}, MORTICIAN, SUFFOCATION, VADER, NILE, AT THE GATES, MELEVOLENT CREATION, PIG DESTROYER, DEICIDE, CANNIBAL CORPSE, CIRCLE OF DEAD CHILDREN, PUNGENT STENCH, BLOODDUSTER,CRYPTOPSY, ELECTRIC WIZARD, WARHORSE,KATAKLYSM, SIX FEET UNDER, PANTERA, GOREROTTED, DEATH, BLS, BERZERKER!, HUMAN REMAINS, IRON MONKEY, BURNT BY THE SUN, CROWBAR, TODAY IS THE DAY, UNSANE, KILL SWITCH ENGAGE, AGENTS OF OBLIVION, GRAVE, BRUTAL TRUTH, DECAPITATED, HIGH ON FIRE, DESICRATION,OBITUARY, ZYKLON, GOJIRA, GENGHIS TRON, BASICLY ANY THING THATS PURE FILTH!

Movies:

WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, AND ANY LOW BUGET HORRORS! PLATOON, FULL METAL JACKET, HAMBURGER HILL, APOCALYPSE NOW, CHOPPER, DONNIE DARKO, BAD TASTE, BRAIN DEAD, DESPERADO, PARIAH, AMERICAN HISTORY X, ROMPER STOMPER, SCUM, ANY JET LEE FILMS, ONG BA! GANGS OF NEWYORK, THE WARRIORS, THE STORY OF RICKY HO! VANILA SKY, THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT, SCUM, EVIL ED, FLASH GORDON, the boon dock saints

Television:

YOUNG ONES, BOTTOM, THE FAST SHOW, ROY CHUBBY BROWN, CSI, SIMPSONS, MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE, FUTURAMA, LOST, PRISON BREAK YEAH! AND ANY FREE PORN THAT CHANNEL 5 MIGHT HAVE TO OFFER!

Heroes:

DRILL SERGEANT HARTMAN, CHOPPER, REX FROM PANTERA, ALL OF THE THUNDER CATS, GAMBIT FROM XMEN, LEE EVANS, ROY CUBBY BROWN, AND MOSTLY JHONNY CASH