Slayer, Ghandi, Ornette Coleman, You, Me, a monkey, that dumb son of a bitch in the oval office so I could slap him around a bit, and Matt Groenig
Anthrax, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Herbie Hancock, Slayer, Miles Davis, Lamb of God, Duke Ellington, Mouth of the Architect, Mr. Bungle, Weezer, The Rolling Stones, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Krzysztof Penderecki, Dark Tranquility, John Coltrane, Soilwork, Dimmu Borgir, The Beatles, Rush, Eric Satie, Charlie Hunter, Sevendust, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains, Charles Mingus, Pantera, Wayne Shorter, Black Sabbath, The Bad Plus, Johnny Cash, Led Zepellin, Dethklok, Billy Idol, Motorhead, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Bjork, The Who, Frank Zappa, Steve Vai, The Fucking Champs, Bob Marley, Joshua Redman, Deep Purple, ZZ Top, The Deadlights, Dio, That One uy, Lou Reed, Queen, Metallica, Foreigner, AC/DC, Free, Bad Company, Thin Lizzy, Ornette Coleman, Boston, CKY, Strapping Young Lad, Gil Evans, Bill Evans, Beethoven, Dvorak, Sonny Rollins, Soundgarden, Chris Cornell, Stone Temple Pilots, The Foo Fighters, Bartok, Muse, Dragonforce, Stravinsky, Testament, Tom Waits, Schoenberg, Bach... And best of all my band Miles Beyond
Spinal Tap... "And you ask, how black is it? And the answer is none. None more black."
The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, The Venture Brothers, South Park, Metalocalypse, MythBusters, Happy Tree Friends, WSOP, Green Bay Packers Football Games...
Catch 22, Jitterbug Perfume, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Another Roadside Attraction, Skinny Legs and All, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Dark Tower Series, Midnight's Children, Shalimar the Clown, The Catcher in the Rye, Walden, Desert Solitaire, Monkey Wrench Gang, Hayduke Lives, Uncle John's Bathroom Readers, Slaughter House 5, Lord of the Rings, 1984, Lord of the Flies, The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, Bonfire of the Vanities
"You can tell whether a person plays or not by the way he carries the instrument, whether it means something to him or not. Then the way they talk and act. If they act too hip you know they can't play shit. --Miles Davis"