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A few years back all the animals wents away. We woke up one morning, and they just weren't there anymore. They didn't even leave us a note or say goodbye. We never figured out quite where they'd gone. We missed them.Some of us thought the world had ended, but it hadn't. There just weren't anymore animals. No cats or rabbits, no dogs or whales, no fish in the seas, no birds in the skies. We were all alone. We didn't know what to do. We wandered around lost, for a time, then someone pointed out that just because we didn't have animals anymore, that was no reason to change our lives. No reason to change our diets, or to cease testing products that might cause harm. After all, there were still babies. Babies can't talk. They can hardly move. A baby is not a rational, thinking creature. We made babies. And we used them. Some of them we ate. Baby flesh is tender and succulent. We flayed their skin and decorated ourselves in it. Baby leather is soft and comfortable. Some of them we tested. We taped open their eyes, dripped detergents and shampoos in, a drop at a time. We scarred them and scalded them. We burnt them. We grafted and we froze and we irradiated. The babies breathed our smoke, and the babies' veins flowed with our medicines and drugs, until they stopped breathing or until their blood ceased to flow. It was hard, of course, but it was necessary. No one could deny that. With the animals gone, what else could we do? Some people complained, of course. But then, they always do. And everything went back to normal. Only...yesterday, all the babies were gone. We don't know where they went. We didn't even see them go. We don't know what we're going to do without them. But we'll think of something. Humans are smart. It's what makes us superior to the animals and the babies. We'll figure something out.Neil Gaiman - 'Babycakes' - Smoke and Mirrors.
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I'd bang her. Me This man has a beautiful soulYork - it's the sight-seeing bus! slightly embarassed after500 yards from York stationDamn we missed it!Entering York over bridgeYork Minster callingHe's a real man.so is he - who's better?representing at poundlandwow!They've spotted us!everyone loves a brandingor a beheadingor a plague victimdeath in cambodiarik the vikingjennie the executionerExtroversion:You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."Conscientiousness:You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.Agreeableness:You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.Neuroticism:You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.Openness to experience:Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

I'd like to meet:

People - because i am pretty dire at making friends.Do you want to have sex with me???

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Music:

Neil Young / Bob Dylan / Joy Division / Morrissey - Smiths / The Cure/ Martha Wainwright / Stereo Total / Buck 65 / LCD Soundsystem / Buddy Holly / Bedouin Soundclash / Beecher (R.I.P) / White Stripes / Yeah Yeah Yeahs / The National / The Streets / Portishead / Bebel Gilberto / Joanna Newsome / Antony and the Johnsons / Dresden Dolls / Kyuss / The Velvet Undeeground / PSP / Schubert / Leonard Cohen / Le Tigre / Peaches / Erin mcKeown / Roni Size / Gonzales III / Goldfrapp / Devendra Banhart / Clap Your Hands Say Yeah / Old Soul and Motown / Nina Simone / Polysics / Adam and the Ants /
You're a Post-Punk. You know 70s punk was cool, but
it was mostly just a stepping stone for the
greater intellectualism of what would come
after. The 80s were amazing. You quite possibly
have huge hair, and may wear lots of black.
Snare drums need reverb. Lots and lots of
reverb.

You Know Yer Indie. Let's Sub-Categorize.
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Movies:

here we go: a list. stuff i have right now on my pile minus the ones lyn probably has stashed away - 8 women / i spit on your grave / trouble every day / 24 hour party people / black christmas / swimming pool / pulp fiction / storytelling / requiem for a dream / dusk till dawn / witchfinder general / dawn of the dead / bone collector / blair witch project / trainspotting / taxi driver / alla bout eve / frida / life of brian / passion of the christ / pretty in pink / the garduate / aimee & jaguar / man bites dog / sex and lucia / kill bill / party monster / magdelene sisters / city of god /mulholland drive / breakfast at tiffany's / rosemary's baby /seven / blue velvet / the postman always rings twice (1950's) / scream / hairspray / betty blue / hellraiser / somersault / labrynth / the goonies / the breakfast club / rubber johnny (chris cunningham) / st. elmo's fire / the end of the affair / double indemnity / summer things / the adventures of tintin / secretary / dobermann / pusher / porquoi pas moi? / night of the living dead / hitchcock collection complete / texas chiansaw massacre / baise - moi / brotherhood of the wolf / the excorcist / the last house on the left / reservoir dogs / jackie brown / four rooms / natural born killers / easy rider / bande a apart / belle de jour / jules et jim / 400 blows / tarnation / palindromes / straw dogs / the wicker man / withnail and i / kill bill 2 / cheech and chong collection / lukas moodysson boxset / of human bondage / american beauty / the crow / captain correlli's mandolin / bill and ted / boy meets girl / girl, interrupted / gia / evil dead 2 / the green mile / bound / blade runner / dogma / lolita / clerks x / summer of sam / deliverance / from hell / the mummy / suddenly / audition / the hills have eyes / rocky horror picture show / salo -120 days of sodom / martin / fear and loathing in las vegas / where the buffalo roam / humphrey bogart collection ( big sleep / casablanca / key largo / maltese falcon) / bill bailey / mighty boosh / spaced 12 / futurama 1234 / the incredibles / jennie's immaculate complete disney collection on the vhs / family guy / carandiru / switchblade romance / the L word 1&2 / knife in the water / i heart huckabees / some like it hot / the silence / the seventh seal / la dolce vita / south park le movie / bad lieutenant / ring / quills / jay and silent bob strike back. and on it grows like an ugly pile of plastic.

Television:

Spaced / Black Books / Kath and Kim / The L Word / Futurama / Tintin / Nighty Night

Books:

Don Quixote / 120 Days of Sodom (been reading this for over 2 years) / George Orwell - Down and Out in Paris and London / Mr.Nice / Good Omens / Catch-22 / Primo Levi / Neverwhere / The Curious Incident of the Dog in the NightTime / A Short History of Tractors in Ukranian /

Heroes:

Family & Friends Ian Curtis / Bette Davis / Tintin

My Blog

Day 1 - interjected thoughts

i really like weed. and girls. and jennie. in no order of importance, more like a shamrock, a unity. bill hicks is making me laugh right now.   REVISED: i really like jennie. one order of import...
Posted by oral sex on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:30:00 PST

eastenders

okay so i was at college, i keep saying college i mean uni. well tarn uni. if you can call it a uni, well whatever. and we were talking about eastenders. now i love it; i don't admit it when i am aske...
Posted by oral sex on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 07:52:00 PST

If this offends you then it was meant to

Day One - Detox - no weed for 24 hours. It is now 9.28 am. Once again i have browsed numerous profiles of people i don't know and people i would like to know. (Blog structure can take a leaping jump ...
Posted by oral sex on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:40:00 PST

Pfff

The trials and tribulations of friendship present an overbearing demand of my attention - it's not so easy to be nice and attentive.
Posted by oral sex on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:17:00 PST