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About Me

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My Interests

I'm very into music. I've been the singer in a few cover bands. I'm currently fronting The BUZZ. (check my "D-Boy" myspace page) While in 33Hz, I met the woman who would be my wife. (Never thought I'd find someone crazy enough to deal with me, much less that she'd be from the Midwest)Love to cook ALMOST as much as I love to eat. Love my '63 Ford Falcon, my '53 Chevy and almost any classic cars in general. I still enjoy reading the local newspapers. I love to travel. (road trips rule, but I'll fly if I have to) I have two cats, Pandora and Snarf, that don't give me nearly enough affection. I'm very into comedies and especially stand-up. Laughter IS the best medicine!! (Maybe one day I'll give that a try.) And finally, what would any of those things matter, if they weren't enjoyed with family and friends??Answer: They wouldn't!! border="0" /
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Myself in another time and place...........The great Jeffrey Ross......Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, Bon Scott, Mitch Hedberg, & Freddie Mercury would have been awesome..... ....David Coyne......
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Music:

Waaaaaay to many to mention. .. width="425" height="350" .. But I'll start with the highest: .. Cheap Trick,Cheap Trick,Cheap Trick!!!! Ac/Dc, Queen, Def Leppard, Goo Goo Dolls, Matthew Sweet, Waylon Jennings, Social Distortion, Johnny Cash, Sasquatch & The Sickabillies Warron Zevon, They Might Be Giants The Lemonheads Soul Asylum Bob Marley

Movies:

Again, way too many to list. ANYTHING Clint Eastwood, and All the National Lampoon movies. Probably the funniest (dark) comedy EVER, The Big Lebowski. Also Napolean Dynamite and The Birdcage. The Prestige is also very good.

Television:

Scrubs, .. The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, My Name Is Earl, King Of The Hill, House, MTV's Jackass .. and Wildboys, Looney Tunes Cartoons, Law and Order, Chappelle Show, Seinfeld, The Food Network, Robot Chicken and I can't forget, Mystery Science Theater 3000. "In the not too distant future, somewhere in time and space......" Oh, and anyone living in New England in the '70's has to remember this.(ahhhh....the memories!!)

Books:

Do cookbooks or comics count ????

Heroes:

Clint Eastwood, the Hulk (among MANY Marvel Comics), Bugs Bunny, my Mom and Dad and each and every soldier whose ass is on the line for this crazy country we were born in.

My Blog

MY NEXT LIFE

MY NEXT LIFEI want to live my next life back wards:You start out dead and get that out of the way.Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.Then you get kicked out for being too heal...
Posted by Darrell on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:40:00 PST

the mayonnaise jar..and the 2 cups of coffee

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar..and the 2 cups of coffee... A professor stood before his philosophy class ...
Posted by Darrell on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:36:00 PST

19 ways to get rid of a blind date

1. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it. 2. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twic...
Posted by Darrell on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:40:00 PST

"Ive Been Tagged" (this is for Mandy,...sorry so late!!)

"I've Been Tagged" Each player of this game starts with "7 weird things/habits about you." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own as well as state the rule clearly. At the end you ne...
Posted by Darrell on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:17:00 PST

Debbie's Angels

My sister, Melissa had the great idea to continue our Mom's tradition of walking in the Westerly Relay For Life by starting the team ~ "Debbie's Angels." My Mom walked every year in memory of her sist...
Posted by Darrell on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:17:00 PST

Brain Teaser........

This is a most unusual paragraph. This writing may annoy you until you find out why it is so unusual, for you won't find a solution instantly. But don't go into a tailspin about it or go crazy, for it...
Posted by Darrell on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:59:00 PST

George Carlin

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we ...
Posted by Darrell on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:42:00 PST

What Love Is..........

A group of  people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What doeslove mean?"The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:-----...
Posted by Darrell on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:38:00 PST

Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise...
Posted by Darrell on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

Interesting............

Whether these are accurate or not, it's still interesting.......... In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was > > either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washing...
Posted by Darrell on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST