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Scott

I'll be singing while your sunfish sinks

About Me

tidbits & facts: I refuse to wave at local politicians during election time, especially the lady that wears a gorilla costume in Attleboro. I can't stand cucumber's and they ruin everything. If you run my last name through spellcheck you'll probably get "douche" thanks to my last name. I prefer dogs to cats, even though my ass has been bitten by a german shepard. I have never had a cavity (until last year) and the FBI interviewed me because my last Dentist was being investigated for insurance fraud. My thyroid is hypoactive and I take 150 mcg's of Levoxyl every god damn morning. I've changed an estimated 374,000 adult diapers in my time. I almost had my balls ripped off by my bike kickstand when I was little, but luckily it missed and put a hole in my leg instead. I don't eat anything with pinchers or claws or shells, and you could easily send me into anaphylactic shock by sneaking shellfish into my lunch. I missed a chance to be in Buffalo 66 (I shit you not) and witnessed Vincent Gallo run out of a Denny's restaurant about 1000 times and then get really pissed off at the film crew. Mom's love me (all of 'em). I'm horrible with saran wrap but the master of tinfoil, and Pro5000 with Press-N-Seal. I don't like too many trinkets and knick-knacks around the house. I'm the guy you'll see helping the old lady across the street, or the guy you'll see throwing a tv or shopping cart off the roof. I don't need to be the first person on the bus, or the first person off. I have difficulty knowing when I've had my fill of indian food.

My Interests

spending time with my good buddies, using my tumbler marinader, the george foreman grill, relationshipin' marg, beer & drinky-drinks, cooking, grilling, talking about grilling, throwing stuff off the roof, usin' the iPod in my ghetto-sled, indie rock, indie film, indie beer, shows at TT's and other venues that cater to the rock, the wedding present reunion, Stand-N-Stuff tacos, getting into snacks that aren't mine, caffeine on-n-off, peppermint mocha's, thai/indian cuisine, target, pizza with grilled chicken and caramelized onions, shay's pub, full spectrum warrior for xbox, NPR's this american life & morning edition, Opie & Anthony, mighty horse, making lists of shit to do and not do, fireworks, swiffering the floor, polish lemonade, the jug mug, ibuprofen, mall food court japanese chicken teriyaki

Music:

superchunk, rocket from the crypt, the wedding present, delgados, slowdive, my bloody valentine, mahogany, pedro the lion, yo la tengo, guided by voices, mishima usa, death cab, samiam, built to spill, versus, radio dept., the arcade fire, broken social scene, aberdeen, rival schools, TB Stars, polvo, swirlies, isobella, sebadoh, shins, jawbox, jawbreaker, ...trail of dead.

Movies:

dear frankie, manchurian candidate, happiness, amelie, lost in translation, dancer in the dark, best in show, fletch 1 & 2, goonies, bachelor party, waiting for guffman, ma vie en rose, animal house, the adventures of sebastian cole, all james bond , shower, drop dead gorgeous, spinal tap, a mighty wind, magnolia, trainspotting, spies like us, cannonball run II, igby goes down, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the day after, labrynth.

Television:

Dateline to catch a predator, seinfeld, reno 911, CSI, the office, 30 rock, my name is earl, law and order, cold case, without a fuckin trace, that flavor flav show, heroes.

Books:

Reading is soooo 2005.