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Michael

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About Me

I'm a huge fan of all thing horror (can you tell?). I'm married to the coolest woman on the Planet Earth; she's my best friend and puts up with all my bullshit! I write when I get the chance (looking forward to finishing my first horror novel), and I just generally do whatever I can to stay sane. I'm also interested in history and literature. I hate intolerant, judgemental people, and they can all pretty much kiss my ass. Life should be a Troma movie. Damn that would be great...lesbians, severed limbs and mutated superheroes everywhere!

My Interests

Horror movies, and more horror movies. Horror films, silent films, war movies, and classics. Making the world a more Tromatic place. Terror Firmer is the greatest b-movie ever made!! I also love reading about American History and World History, especially all things concerning warfare. Cool shit.. Super-Tromette Tiffany Shepis ____________________

I'd like to meet:

Eli Roth, Rob Zombie, James Gunn, Barbara Steele, John Carpenter, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tiffany Shepis, Debbie Rochon, Trent Haaga, The Toxic Avenger, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, Dolphin Man, Mad Cowboy, Tromie The Nuclear Squirrel, and anyone else who lives in Tromaville USA (especially the entire cast of Terror Firmer!). Bentley Little, Edward Lee, William Shatner...damn right. Mostly Mario Bava, 'cause he's my favorite director...but he's dead. And George Lucas...just so I can kick him in the nuts.

Music:

Goblin and Claudio Simonetti, Rob Zombie, Wednesday13, Primus, Pearl Jam, The Cramps, The Misfits, Bauhaus, Garbage, Balzac, Dark Lotus, My Chemical Romance, System of a Down, Stabbing Westward, John Lennon, Three Dog Night, Creedence, Beck, Twiztid, Johnny Horrorwitz and The Ubangis, this void inside, Uncle Rotter and Midnight Cowboys, OTEP, The Gore Gore Girls, Outlett, Nikki Sixx, The Undead, The Damned, Mushroomhead, The Drowning Pool. But, most of all, my favorite band, The Insane Clown Posse. Fuck off. ____________________

Movies:

Too many to mention, but here goes...all movies with Bela Lugosi or Barbara Steele, Romero's Dead Movies, anything by David Cronenberg, Stanley Kubrick, Hostel, Black Sunday, Twitch of the Death Nerve, The Devil's Rejects, The Blind Dead Series, Friday the 13th (all of 'em), The Descent, The Toxic Avenger and TROMA MOVIES!!!!, Hammer Movies, the Universal horror classics, Tod Browning, William Castle, Roger Corman, Ed Wood, Italian horror movies (especially Mario Bava and the Giallos), Mike Mendez, and the horror films of Jess Franco, Andy Milligan, Roberta Findlay, John Carpenter, H.G. Lewis, Michele Soavi, George Romero, Wes Craven, Dan O'Bannon, Paul Naschy, Lloyd Kaufmann, Ze De Caixo, Dario Argento, Jack Hill, Takashi Shimizu, and Jeff Libermann. And the work of silent film director D.W. Griffith, like Birth of a Nation, Intolerance and Broken Blossoms. And the films of P.T. Anderson, Orson Welles, Martin Scorcese, and most anything starring Greta Garbo or Joan Crawford (especially Grand Hotel). And lots of Anime too, like Evangelion, Dirty Pair, Cutey Honey, Cool Devices, Metropolis, Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky, Ninja Scroll, Imma Youjo, and Vampire Hunter D. Oh, and porn. Lots of porn.Garbo ___________________

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, MST 3K, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the original series, Kolchak The Night Stalker, The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits and The Addams Family. Pretty much everything on TV today sucks my balls.Hazel Court - Star of The Curse of Frankenstein, The Masque of the Red Death and The Raven ____________________

Books:

Richard Matheson, Richard Laymon, Bentley Little, Edward Lee, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Ernest Hemingway, William Shakespeare, Ray Garton, Bryan Smith, F. Paul Wilson, Robert R. McCammon, Toni Morrison, F. Scott Fitzgerald, M.R. James, Bram Stoker, Joseph Heller, Issac Asimov and Stephen King. I also like reading about American History, and shit like that...because I'm kind of a nerd. David McCullogh's books are especially good. Check them out...you might learn something (Katie).

Heroes:

A mixture of all the people mentioned above. _______________

My Blog

4 Weeks in the NFL

  After four weeks into the NFL, here are my thoughts...    Fuck the dolphins.  Fuck them hard.  I've been a fins fan since I was like six, and I think I've had enough.  ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:21:00 PST

Mike's Horrorfest 100

   Just for the hell of it, here is a list of 100 of the greatest horror films ever made...at least in my opinion.  I'm probably forgetting some stuff, but these are all some of my favo...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:21:00 PST

The Ringmaster

The day has come, the time of reckoning. Who will perish in dreaded hell and who's soul will be content within the pleasures of heaven? Looking past the words spoken with a wicked tongue and looking p...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

When You've Had Enough...

  For all my good friends, when you're sick of all the bullshit life throws at you, and you really just think enough is enough, the following is a simple plan for making things a little bit bette...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:34:00 PST

END MOVIE PIRACY!

  Everyone should check out Eli Roth's latest message to his fans, as it points out a huge problem going on today that most people don't give a shit about.  Movie Piracy.  With people m...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:35:00 PST