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Beasticus

Don't need no ticket to ride this beast...

About Me

Furry, sexy, touch me softly. Make me purr!

My Interests

mother ocean, peace, single-malt Irish whiskey

I'd like to meet:

Wanted: the she-beast. Qualified applicants please inquire within.

Music:

The 3 Wise Men: John Denver, Johhny Cash, Sir Bono

Movies:

Waking the Dead, Morning of the Earth, An Everlasting Piece

Television:

...you mean Demon Box¿ I'm more addicted than I'd like to be.

Books:

Zorba the Greek, How To Keep Your Volkswagen Alive: A Manual of Step by Step Procedures for the Compleat Idiot, The Book of Common Prayer, The Dharma Bums

Heroes:

The Idler, Russian Cobra, Joan Chittister, Snake Bitch, Desmond Tutu, Suck-a-Buck, Gerry Lopez, Tits, St. Francis of Assisi, White Shaq, John Muir

My Blog

The Annals of Beasticus

Shakespeare said, "All the world's a stage," well I shake my slingshot on the catwalk.
Posted by Beasticus on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:46:00 PST

The Annals of Beasticus

The width of my head is exceeded only by the girth of my belly.
Posted by Beasticus on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:01:00 PST

The Annals of Beasticus

Me and Mother Ocean, we do our dirty dance.
Posted by Beasticus on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:43:00 PST

The Annals of Beasticus

If you don't like Johnny Cash, Don't let the door hit you in the ass!
Posted by Beasticus on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

The Annals of Beasticus

Roll the beasticles and see what happens.
Posted by Beasticus on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:39:00 PST

The Annals of Beasticus

Always late but worth the wait.
Posted by Beasticus on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

The Annals of Beasticus

When the cat's away the Beast will play with your mouse.
Posted by Beasticus on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:34:00 PST

The Annals of Beasticus

The scrotum is the devil's tobacco pouch.
Posted by Beasticus on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:18:00 PST

The Annals of Beasticus

As soon as your body will let you...grow it!
Posted by Beasticus on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:23:00 PST

The Annals of Beasticus

Not just 2 sips, drink the whole cup...
Posted by Beasticus on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST