About Me
PimpMyArea.comI'm just a regular guy. I usually decide if I like someone really fast. Most of the time that works for me. I prefer to take things nice and easy. I hate drama. I am at the top of the food chain. No problems here that can eat me.I don't dance. I hate "chick flicks", but I will see them with a woman to be nice. (some of them I end up even enjoying) I love Rollos cold. I love the outdoors, but I don't want to scale a cliff, ride for miles on a bike, or pitch a tent. I think a well timed fart is funny. I don't go to church. I do believe in God and Jesus Christ, but I can understand why others don't. I've never had a spiritual feeling. I enjoy '80s music much more now than I did then. Dr. Pepper is in my DNA. I've never had bad sex. I know women that have. I'm not superstitious. I don't believe in the "power" of rainbows, unicorns, or fairies. (Well, except for the tooth fairy.) Why in the hell do people want to look like a vampire? If I find a bag of money, you can bet your sweet ass I'm going to keep it. I hold doors open for women and the elderly. I don't worry about the environment, but I don't litter. If you believe in God and you believe that we as humans can destroy what God made, you are missing something. I have no desire to eat at a place that gives me a slice of meat and a piece of lettuce and call it fine dining. I don't give a damn if I ever see Paris, but I want to see everything that is worth seeing in this country. I will only ride metal roller coasters. I like alot of pillows on my bed. I once had hair down to the middle of my back. I have never seen The Wizard of OZ, Cinderella, Snow White, Old Yeller, or any of the crap like it, but I know how they all go. I love both dogs and cats, but I am damn near scared to death of snakes, spiders, and cows. I love scary movies, but not the kind with a bunch of gore. (True horror is for the mind.) I spend alot of time wondering if I will live long enough to truly get old.I have one son, Alex. He is 6. He seems to like me. I have no idea what I'm really doing with him. I would love to see him grow up to be a football star, but even if he were to be a ballet dancer I would be just fine. I just figure if I can get him to grow up to be better than me, I did well. If he knows the difference between right and wrong, he can only blame himself.I like sports. I should say love sports, but really I only love football. Football is the only game I will actually make time for.If you add me to your friend list I'm not going to be that guy that leaves you the huge ass,sparkling, have a nice hump day while you see these two people about to have the kind of sex that is usually seen only in the movies comments. That isn't me. Trust me though, if I have something to say to you, I will.
