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Things I Love....
"I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe."
How did you get here?
Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.
I like trashy dance. Goldfrapp. Within Temptation. Cass Fox. David Bowie. Cascada. Ella Fitzgerald. Queens of the Stone Age. Nina Simone. Robots in Disguise. Audioslave. Eurythmics. Azure Ray. The Darkness. Eva Cassidy. Adema. Ferry Corsten. InMe. Frou Frou. Annie Lennox. The Reverand Al Green. Sting. Tre Lux. Blondie. Three days Grace. Damien Rice. The Who. Imogen Heap. Ladytron. Amy Winehouse. Madonna- the immaculate collection is the best album ever!!!!! Stevie Wonder. Queen. The list goes on and on... I love cheesy 80s pop. I think Jeff Wayne's musical version of The War of the Worlds is one of the most amazing creations, rock opera! I ABSOLUTELY ADORE DEPECHE MODE! I despise reggae.
Fight Club. Harry Potter. Singin in the Rain. Blade. The Godfather. The Matrix. Sleepless in Seattle. You've got Mail. My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Chicago. Beauty and the Beast. The Lion King. Lady and the Tramp(the best disney film ever) etc etc
THE MIGHTY BOOSH!!!! The Fast Show. The West Wing. Little Miss Jocelyn. The Smoking Room. QI. Tittybangbang. Shameless. BTVS and Angel. I used to like watching that lame soap opera from america called 'Sunset Beach', the storyline where she had her brothers baby: genius. And yes I love Doctor Who and I even watched Torchwood (even though it was shit on a stick). I can't stress this enough... I LOVE THE MIGHTY BOOSH!!!
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, particularly Haunted, Lullaby and of course Fight Club. Bridget Jones. Wuthering Heights. Interview with the Vampire. Harry Potter. Girl with a Pearl Earring. His Dark Materials Trilogy. The Da Vinci Code. Alice in Wonderland. The Joy Luck Club. The Bonesetter's Daughter. I Am Legend (Hollywood has got its hands on this and is making it into a film with Will Smith in the lead *rolls eyes*). The Time Travellers Wife. Dracula. Into Raymond Chandler at the moment too. I like crazy manga and anything about vampires.