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Ryan

About Me



People seem to like me because I am polite and I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded."

My Interests

Graphic Design, Photography, Beautiful Women, Masked Wrestlers, the art work of Alphonse Mucha, Love, World Events that only tangently affect me... sweatshops, slavery, genocide, warfare, ect... ..

I'd like to meet:

There are a lot of people I would enjoy meeting for the sole purpose of kicking them in the head. But actual people I want to meet because I like them for whatever reason? Maybe Wolverine, Stephen Colbert, or some of the amazing folks at Doctors Without Borders.

Music:

I like this song. A lot.

Movies:

Fog of War, Baraka, Idiocracy, Spirited Away, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Children of Men, Aliens, Robocop, The Empire Strikes Back, Dawn of the Dead, Fist of Legend, Bad Santa, Ghostbusters, Predator, Willow

Books:

I haven't read an entire book in ages, oh the shame. 1984 might sum up my tastes.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad. And every photo-journalist presently in a warzone.

My Blog

Humans Suck

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Posted by Ryan on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:29:00 PST

Lover's Embrace

I just found this picture today and felt like sharing it to others.Feel free to ridicule me next time we hang out over my sappiness.I think its perhaps the most beautiful picture I've seen.They lasted...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST

Prayer

The Lords Prayer translated from Aramaic into English, rather than from Aramaic to Greek to Latin to English -- O cosmic Birther of all radiance and vibration! Soften the ground of our being and ...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST