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I got myself a sucker to write this in my place, since dogs can't write with paws. The name's Rocky, i'm a six year old pitbull that hails from the Bronx, holla if you hear me! If you can't hear me, you're from Long Island, not really "New York". I love when some big juicy bones are given to me, that's a hint for my owners, or i might go pitbull on them. My main buddy aka "Grandpa", takes me out and sometimes if he's in the mood, will play in the basement or outside in some park with these bouncing balls. I love chasing the ball like some dummy, as i go fetch it for him just so he can throw it back and smile. Moving on, i want to say that i love my family, they do treat me well, especially when i get some massages from them. I'll continue with this another time, the one writing this for me as gone "duh" in the night.

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Some fine poodles in the park, oh baby! When they wag the tail, i drool like the Hudson river. Holla if you hear me! I wouldn't mind meeting the person who made these delicious bones, now that's one of my heroes. I want to meet my parents someday, though i'm not even sure they even remember being with each other, how we dogs are sluts. Oh, as for the person who made the dog chain, i hope you go to hades, where your punishment is walking me three times a day, after i eat a huge bag of beans.

Music:

I love the classic mega hit "who let the dogs out?" by the Baha men. Now those are geniuses who are gifted with the one hit wonders. Also the Micheal Bolton hit "when a dog loves a poodle" touches a soft spot in my doggy heart.

Movies:

Any movie starring Lassie makes me gag, but benji kind of rocks hardcore to us muzzle wearing pitbulls. I'm fond of movies featuring bones, nights of the living deads had me drooling for hours.

Television:

I only view what my best pal Grandpa watches,so apparently i love soccer and videos featuring the Pussy cat dolls. I'm not sure, but i might love Telemundo.

Books:

The last book i read feature a picture of a female dog in a provocative pose, it was called "Playdoggy" if i could recall.

Heroes:

My Grandpa and Grandma, for taking me out and feeding me the good food. I waggle my tail three times in honor of how great they are to me, now to go plead with him to take me out at this ungodly hour.