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India

About Me

I am nineteen years old and currently a student in Bangor. It is a lot different from my home town of London but life is all about new experiences.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: India!
Birthday: 16th AND 17th of May. Born at a weird time u see
Birthplace: Why London of course.
Current Location: Bangor!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: jet black
Height: Um, 5 foot 4 and a bit (dat bit is important!)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but all my Dad side leftie or use both. Odd
Your Heritage: Jamaican Cuban Guyanese. So a drug dealing commie in short
The Shoes You Wore Today: Wearing trainers today, in a runabout mood
Your Weakness: Anything food related
Your Fears: Saggy tits, u might as well be dead
Your Perfect Pizza: I always order beef so that I suppose
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To figure out where I am headed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Whatever or LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: 'Shit I am still alive, I must stop taking the antidote!'
Your Best Physical Feature: My skin has a nice golden hue if I say so myself!
Your Bedtime: Um, depends
Your Most Missed Memory: Ooh dunno
Pepsi or Coke: Ugh, none!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccies!
Single or Group Dates: Singe, don't want to see sum couple playing tonsil tennis!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I drank a lot of Lipton when I was last in the States.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ugh, none!
Do you Smoke: Nah
Do you Swear: All the fucking time you fuckers!
Do you Sing: Yes, rather badly
Do you Shower Daily: Course I do!
Have you Been in Love: Yeah I think so. Mostly with myself
Do you want to go to College: I am in uni now, doing rather badly lol!
Do you want to get Married: I'd like a life partner but not necessarily marriage.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. I have the power!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah sumtumes
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm as fit as the proverbial fuck if u please
Are you a Health Freak: Only of late lol...
Do you get along with your Parents: In a word, no.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, I always orgasm whenever a storm happens my way! Sheeesh....
Do you play an Instrument: Not really, lol I attempt the harmonica though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not that I'm aware of
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: SHOPPING CENTREYes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope. That is why u americans are such fat bastards
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes, then we got back 2gether after 10 minutes, then I dumped him and so on
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: If I went in this weather my nipples would be so hard they could cut glass!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes. All of ur hearts (aaaawww)
Ever been Drunk: Of course I bloody have! I am such a drunk
Ever been called a Tease: LOL....
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, I don't get into fights
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, all the time. If any of u want to sum great superdrug items at low prices just a pop a message in my inbox!
How do you want to Die: I want to be a partying Grandma who dies due to her luv of the toyboys and eating so many prunes she overdoses. What a way to go!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be an astronaut! Yay, space!
What country would you most like to Visit: Um, too many to mention. Loads!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not arsed
Favourite Hair Color: Not arsed
Short or Long Hair: Not arsed. Not too long though.
Height: Um, 5 foot 8 and above. But again, not arsed. As long as they have a pulse that shuld be all that matters!
Weight: Not that bothered as long as they are at a healthy weight and don't roll into the room
Best Clothing Style: Trendy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zilch (methinks)
Number of CDs I own: Um, loads
Number of Piercings: Got both ears pierced, my tummy pierced and my nose too (chavving it up!)
Number of Tattoos: None, I want to get a temporary one though just to see what it would like
Number of things in my Past I Regret: LOL, gosh too bloody many
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My Interests

Hmmm...I am a fickle human being. September 2005 I wanted to be a cheerleader (who watched the Hollerback Girl and didn't think the same thing, as ur a freak if you did!). Now I am determined to become the editor of the Viz as its so bloody funny! For your own sake do not ask me in a week, as I will give you this long speech on why I changed my mind, lol!

I'd like to meet:

Ooooh...the editor of the Viz and ask him how I could steal his job!

Music:

I luv all sorts of music. The first concert I ever went to was a leg of a Michael Jackson tour in the Wembley arena. It only cost me 2.50 which my Mum ended up paying for anyway so all in all - bargain! The sickest thing was that 'priority kids' (.i.e. vulnerable and probably easy to scare) were allowed backstage to see the man himself close up. How close up I do not want to know, but you know out of any horrible experience they suffered they got to meet Michael Jackson!Anyway back to music, I love anything from Greenday and Sir Bob to Britney Spear's and Ministry Old Skool (yes, all you Bangor lot - my chav beats). I love the Red Hot Chillies and Radiohead too but I am also a fan of the 1980s, Disco and Abba and such. I love my reggae love songs to thanks to the old tart back home (my mother in London).Music Video: YEAR OF THE RAT (by Badly Drawn Boy)

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Books:

True crime is top of my list at the moment, I get called psycho at work for it...I luv to read though, apparently when I was a little bairn in my cot I use to grab a book and babble incoherently in a vain attempt to read. My Mum claims this is when she knew I was going to be a right little bookworm. In my opinion, I think its my mother trying to cover up the fact that one of her children showed strong evidence of being a retard.

My Blog

It ain't raining men, it's pissing down pricks!

Hello all my little bum chums. I thought I would give you an update into my fun packed orgy of a life that consists of; fuck all apparently (excuse me spanish lovelies). This blog is mostly aimed at t...
Posted by India on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:54:00 PST

I have a SERIOUS drug problem. PLEASE HELP

LOL!!! I don't really have a drug problem I just wanted you to read my blog!!! I cannot even smoke a fag without choking so how could I; smoke, inject, snort or stuff drugs down me gob???!!! I am up ...
Posted by India on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:35:00 PST

Old Timer

 That pic of my cuban ladies puffing on their cigars will soon be an accurate potrait (well more accurate than it is already lol). I am 20 tomorrow and I feel ANCIENT  Bob will soon lea...
Posted by India on Mon, 15 May 2006 07:34:00 PST

Blogger

Yes I am blogging it tonight people! Two blogs in one night lol! This blog highlights the world of music. After a MSN convo with my good friend Roxalot I want to know - 'What the hell is emo and why s...
Posted by India on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 01:34:00 PST