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Why am I such great person ? All the other people who come to these sites talk about how much they like to do stuff, party, live-it-up , be spontanious, are sensitive, caring...blah, blah, blah, ad nausium....you get your hopes up, meet them, invest time, money and emotion into a relationship that turns out to be just like the last one and the last one, and the last one........you are hurt and disappointed again. Then what makes Lemmy, Shaolin Master of Tongue-Fu any different , you ask ? Because I let you know right from the start I am shallow... I hate people and dont want to meet any new ones...I am always angry about something totally unimportant...I hate going out...I would rather watch Kung-Fu on Channel 48 than go to the theatre and watch a real film. I would rather eat pretzels out of a bag than go out to dinner inna nice resaraunt. I will lie on the couch all weekend long waking up only long enuff to scratch and bitch for a minute or two before reverting to my previous state of snoring and slobbering. My motorcycles and scooter are more important to me than anything else . The bikes come first. If you hang out with me you will be supporting my motorcycles too...... I am cheap as hell. I will freely lie if the occasion calls for it, sometimes just for fun . So........it is my brutal honesty that makes me a such a wonderful person. You are only spending the amount of time it took to read this blurb to find out how I really am . Wasnt that easy ??