Such A Mess profile picture

Such A Mess

Silence is an easy text to misread.

About Me

I haven't got a clue how to handle my own life, but I'm pretty good at helping other people handle theirs. I like making people laugh and absolutely hate it when people I care about are upset and hurting. I think life is the most serious thing that you can't take too seriously.

I'm a writer, and I'm in the process of discovering how utterly true that statement is about me. I've been blessed (or cursed depending on your perspective) with a mind that often comes up with the right thing to say at the wrong time. And many times my mind wanders and takes many moons to return to me. But all in all, I manage to exist and have fun while doing so.

Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Writing, cooking, reading, computers, games, sports, philosophy, trivia

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is willing to support a struggling writer by purchasing smut. Not just ANY smut mind you, smut he wrote. Oh, I probably shouldn't call it smut... ummm... romantic erotica, yeah, see how much better that is?

Seriously, it's a book that's meant to be fun, easy to read, about love, romance, some other worldly elements, and sex... and who wouldn't like that combination right?! Check out the link in my books section, it'll take you to the site you can buy it. It's available in print form and PDF download. You can check out the free preview there, or write to me here, or at [email protected] and ask for a few more excerpts if interested.

Music:

Eminem, 2Pac, Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney, Edwin McCain, Creed, Nightwish, Weird Al, The Beach Boys, Lifehouse, Metallica, LSG, New Edition, Boyz II Men, Lonestar, Trace Adkins, Tim McGraw, Matchbox 20, Nickelback, Christina Aguilera, Will Smith, Kid Rock, Blaine Larsen, any uptempo Classical.... my tastes vary (obviouasly)

Television:

America's Funniest Home Videos, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Monday Night Raw, CSI: Miami, House, Bones, Criminal Minds, Mythbusters, CSI: New York, Smallville, Dancing With the Stars, ER, The Simpsons, Friday Night Smackdown, TNA Impact, Law & Order: SVU

Books:

The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, On Writing by Stephen King

Dream of Reality by ME!

Buy it here!

My Blog

Next Question Please

Question for the Writer’s I-Ching:Q. While acknowledging the fact that any success, no matter the size, is still a big positive and well... a success... which project will I benefit most working...
Posted by Such A Mess on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:29:00 PST

Cha-Ching - Or something like that...

Or maybe I meant 'I-Ching', yeah...that sounds better. Well, actually, I wouldn't mind the cha-ching sound, but we're working on that, so for now, I'll stick with 'I-Ching'.For those who don't know, I...
Posted by Such A Mess on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:32:00 PST