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About Me

I am a nomad, a globe trotter, a gypsy, a traveling gnome but without the silly hat :O) I deal poker tournaments around the country and when I am lucky I get to go to places like Aruba, St Marteens and such. Its a great life to do what you love, travel and get paid for it and get your face on ESPN. I have met the most interesting people over the last 2 years and have made many many close friends from coast to coast. Now in the words of a song that for the life of me I cant remember the name of........if ya wanna know the rest, hey, buy the rights

My Interests

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Movies:

Sappy to BLOW EVERYTHING UP!!! Latest fav has to be The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.....SHAKE N BAKE BABY!!! Scarface is great...ju need a hobby mang, like working wit black kids or leppers or sumpting....lmao SAY GOODNIGHT TO DA BAD GUY!!....OOOOO and I really love "Friday".....laffed till I wet my pants and almost sharted myself :OP I like movies that have golden one liners like "wedding crashers"......can we play hide the tip? just stick it in just a little bit just to see how it feels?........."Friday".......How u get fired on yer day off? craig! Craig! get in here!......ROTFLMAO And the granddaddy of them all, "Blazing Saddles"......Dock that chink a days pay for sleepin on the job! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Television:

Hi, my name is laurie, and I'm a reality junkie. I will fake an illness to get out of work to watch such shows like Fat Camp, Flavor of love and Real World/Real World Road Rules.....damm that Beth is evil! I also dabble in the world of crime dramas. I once faked a seizure so i could get home in time for CSI (the vegas original of course) and American Chopper Now Everyone say......"Thanks for sharing Laurie" lmfao

Books:

eyes dunt no hows ta reed dem bucks butt whens eyes gets lernded butter eyes is gunna reed "The DaVinci Code"

Heroes:

Wonder Woman...cuz she has hot hooker boots, Wolverine...cuz ladies you have to admit, I bet he has a boner of steel! And last but not least, my best friend Eric.....he saved my life and will always love me for who I am. He has seen me thru thick and thin and if I ever needed bail money for selling midgets on the black market he would make many calls on my behalf to bonds men lmao....no really, he is the stone cold nutz

My Blog

Takers, A givers perspective

Why is it that we give to those that just take? And we continue to do so it seems for the sheer pain of being taken advantage of. Is it because we really like the pain, or is it because we really do h...
Posted by PkrPorcupine on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST

The rumor mill

I have come to the conclusion that poker dealers are small minded, lazy, big mouthed back stabbing cock juggling thunder cunts. To all of you that know me.......love ya. To those of you that THINK you...
Posted by PkrPorcupine on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:42:00 PST

Nashville TN

Well Im back in music city usa. I must say, i missed the sweet tea and fried......everything! I am taking a break from the road and relaxing with friends here in Nashville. The people here are great, ...
Posted by PkrPorcupine on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:34:00 PST

we are getting tshirts!!!!

lmfao, had to put this out there......jen and I are sitting here after being apart for almost a year and i was telling her about this player. i know i am going to hell for this but jen is driving the ...
Posted by PkrPorcupine on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST

The life in the lake tahoe house

so we're sitting on our porch of the house that seven of us dealers rented for the tahoe tournament smoking and bullshitting when a voice from next door yells up "watch your fucking language i have fu...
Posted by PkrPorcupine on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST

story of the porcupine

so this is what happened. all of you that know me know my rep. well we were all working in vegas in 06 at the CP event. Bobby and Joe and Eric and I go out after work for drinks......well eric just go...
Posted by PkrPorcupine on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:19:00 PST

Same as it ever was

So I have decided to start a journal of sorts. A compilation of stories from the poker tournament circut. The twist is, its from a dealers point of view. We have all watched ESPN and Travel channel an...
Posted by PkrPorcupine on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:56:00 PST