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Jasontastrophe

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


I've been told that if I was a boat, I'd be able to sail pretty fast. Like at least twice as fast as any of your shitty boats, you stupid homos.

My Interests


Reading, belligerent bowling, atheism, your mom, chewing gum, fighting fires, POGS, starting fires, drinking, taphophilia, anti-smoking, being sassy, acrobats getting what they deserve, conservatives, correct grammar, jacuzzis, longboarding, crossing the street without looking, gymnastics, raving, dream journaling, Habitat for Humanity, traveling, Veterinary Tumor Institute, EMT-1, yoga (but not going), running, working out, your sister, trampoline-ing, singing poorly, hanging out, making out, women with loose morals, vaporizing, studying, procrastinating, running with scissors, your dad, spending money, Hershey, sneezing, sleeping, being flashy, being froogle, eating healthy, drugs, taking pictures, the beach, drive-in movie theatres, music, the San Diego Zoo, archery, the future, concerts, roller coasters, Total Gym, learning, outer space, Chuck Norris, Medieval Times, nutrition, and life.

I'd like to meet:


Would you believe I've already traveled thousands of years back in time and met the son of God? He was in his younger days, but sharp as ever. I talked with Jesus, played cards with Jesus - shoved Jesus! I even took a picture to capture all the memories And fellow Gymnophiles.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:


Alien Ant Farm, The Vandals, Outkast, Easy E, The Streets, Steriogram, Oasis, Presidents of the United Stated, Sugarcult, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Brand New, Team America, Michael Jackson, Nerf Herder, The Darkness, The Penfifteen Club, E-40, Ludacris, Bjork, Team America, Gwen Stefani, Crash Test Dummies, HOT, DJ Doc, Gunther, Insane Clown Posse, Unknown Artist

Movies:


Fight Club, Garden State, Wet Hot American Summer, Super Troopers, Big Fish, Office Space, Ping vs. Pong - The Eternal Struggle, Dumb and Dumber, Cable Guy, Donnie Darko, Anchorman, Tommy Boy, Napoleon Dynamite, Lord of War, Requiem for a Dream, Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story

Television:


I prefer reading.

Books:


Currently: "The Dice Man" by Luke Rhinehart
Just finished: "Cross" by James Patterson, and "False Memory" by Dean Koontz
Recommending: "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins and "Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" by Robert Pirsig

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Heroes:


Chuck Norris and John Basedow... and myself.

My Blog

The Doors of Perception Part II

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Posted by Jasontastrophe on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST

The Doors of Perception Part I

..>The Doors Of Perception: Why Americans Will Believe Almost Anything.. #EndEditable -->  .. #BeginEditable "Body" --> ..>   ..> by Dr. Tim O'Shea We are the most conditioned, programmed...
Posted by Jasontastrophe on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:15:00 PST