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Sane

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About Me

AS IF NOONE HAS NOTICED, IVE BEEN GONE FROM THIS PROFILE FOR WELL OVER A YEAR CUZ I FORGOT MY SIGN IN INFO BUT I FINALLY GOT IT AGAIN AND WELL YEA IM BACK!!!
I ALSO HAVE A PROFILE UNDER THE SN SANESPUNK THAT I MADE CUZ I COULDNT ACCESS THIS ONE, AND THATS TOTALLY UPDATED SO YEA CHECK IT OUT!
Im a 24 yr old divorced native american/german female in louisville ky in the fairdale area. I have 3 beautiful kids, one with my ex husband, who im now back with, and two with a deadbeat dad so my husband has stepped back in... Im a pisces/aries and yes i do believe in astrology. The real stuff anyways. I have a good heart and an open mind, Ive been shit on all through life and im just trying to bounce back... Im affectionate, passionate and giving. I just want to live happily ever after....
Allow me to throw in my other side in all fairness and honesty as well.... because of life im also a very cold hateful person when i want to be... my feelings and shit can disappear if im angry enough...
i also get this wierd kick out of acting psycho sometimes... to people i dont like, have wronged me, or just irk me. specially online!!! Trust me its mostly an act, and very entertaining at that... i guess we all feel the need to be immature at times....

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.For you, comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches. You are dependable, popular, and observant. Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness. In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.You are unique, creative, and expressive. You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while. And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! You are pure, moral, and adaptable. You tend to blend into your surroundings. Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.You believe that you live a virtuous life... And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye. As a result, people tend to crave your approval. You are sexy, powerful, and bold. You're full of passion and energy... Sometimes this passion has a dark side.You feel most alive when you're seducing someone. You never fail to get someone's attention. Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper! Very logical, you see life as a game of strategy.A bit of a loner, you prefer to depend on yourself. You put people at ease and make them feel at home with you. You are dignified, spiritual, and wise. Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself. You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life. You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world. A good friend, you always give of yourself first. You are funky, outdoorsy, and down to earth. While you may not be a total hippie... You're definitely one of the most free spirited people around.You are very impulsive - every day is a new adventure. However, you do put some thought behind all your actions. Still, you do tend to shock and offend people from time to time!

Your Deadly Sins


Envy: 100%
Wrath: 100%
Pride: 80%
Lust: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Gluttony: 20%
Greed: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 57%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic.

The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
Your IQ Is 98
Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Below Average Your General Knowledge is Above Average
*This test is for entertainment purposes only. It is not meant to be a substitute for a real IQ test. That being said, it's quite accurate!

Your ..1 Love Type: The Inspirer


The InspirerIn love, you are passionate and eager to develop a strong bond. For you, sex should be playful, creative, and affectionate.Overall, you are perceptive and bring out the best in your partner. However, you tend to hold on to bad relationships after they've turned bad.

Your ..2 Love Type: The Protector


The ProtectorIn love, you strive to have the perfect relationship. For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls.Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you're in. However, you tend to hold back a part of yourself.

My Interests

Kids, Pro-Life, Music, Balloons, Poetry, Lyric, Computers, Native americans, Shiny Objects, Gir, Gothic Lifestyle, Leather, Velvet, Latex, Silver, Metal, Kink, Love, Astrology, Passion, Stretching, Craziness, Metal, Punk, Juggalo's, Wife Beaters, Katie Holmes, Edward Norton, Fairuza Balk, Jack Black, Horror, Comedy, Bars, Drinking, Clubbing, kitchen utensils, Good boys, Bad girls, red headed guys, facial hair, body hair, Long haired guys, heavy guys, big nipples, blue hair, tattoo's, piercings, spirituality, cemetaries, unicorns, fairys, gargoyles, all mythical creatures, raw emotion, extremeties, loyalty, honesty, artists, wrestling, free spirits, Boobs, Butts, Guts, Nipples, Long torso's, Sizzlin Hot guys like Adam Spalding, Freaky sex with someone Im in love with, Goth Chicks, Punk Chicks, Pain killers, Blood, Lust, Obsession, Pain, Cream Pies, Extremely young guys, Older men, ok im in a wierd mood, gotta excuse me here.

TURN OFFS: Skinny Guys, Geminis, Pisces, Scorpios, Close Mindedness, Vanilla Sex, Boys That Say Anal Is 'Gross', Deadbeat Dads, Psychos, Foreigners, Cold, Legs, Bad Body Odor, Immaturity, Pro-Deathers, Warts, No Body Hair, Guys That Shave, Small Balls, Cheaters, Liars, Submissivness, Rap, Laziness, Slobs, People, Crowds, Decievers.

I Am This Rejected Crayon...

You are

You Know You're Addicted to Ebay When...
*To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating their operations centers to your house.
*Your spouse is loving and caring but you decided to file for divorce because you need the storage space.
*You find yourself searching eBay auctions for milk, eggs and bread.
*After a particularly passionate night, you lean over and whisper in your spouse’s ear, "Excellent service, great communication! Would recommend again! AAAA++++"
*You set your alarm clock for 3 am so you can log on to protect your bid.
*You've called someone a naughty name for outbidding you at the last second.
*You've questioned your sanity because of the price you've bid... more than once.
*You've changed all your clocks to "eBay official time (PDT)."
*You've bid on something even though the picture doesn't show up correctly.
*You've purposely run up the bid on something similar for which you paid more.
*You've rolled your eyes at the word "antique" or "vintage" used on something made in the past decade.
*You've gritted your teeth each time you've clicked on a description that uses the word "L@@K."
*You've turned up the volume on your email alert so you'll never miss an Outbid Notice.
*You've made "My eBay" your default home page.
*You've emailed a seller to correct their description with accurate dates or details.
*You've come to rely on "convenience cash" from PayPal and wish you could pay all your bills like that.
*You've earned a "Shooting Star" Feedback Profile for more than 10,000 purchases!
*You won't go to estate auctions because they don't take PayPal.
*You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Ebay.



You Know You're From Kentucky When...
*No matter how much you think you talk normally, when you head up North they all think you talk like a redneck
*Your English teacher says things like "Y'all" and "Ain't Got None"
*The best restaurant in town is the Cracker Barrel
*No matter how bad UK's basketball team is, you still belive they'll pull it off and make it to the Final 4
*You still believe the South should be it's own nation
*You believe the Civil War was not a fair fight
*It's not an uncommon site to see a fat man in overalls and a cowboy hat drivin' down the road in a beat up Chevy with a confederate flag hangin' off the back with music from Johhny Rebel blastin' out of his radio
*Biscuits, gravy, and grits is your favorite breakfast
*Wakin' up with coons and squirrels on your back porch is not an uncommon thing
*To you, huntin' aint killin', its sorta like grocery shoppin'
*You own at least 10 country or southern rock cd's
*You only own a pair of church shoes and winter shoes
*In the summer you don't wear shoes
*Even your grandmother chews tobacco
*You consider the northern part of the country "The Union"
*A rebel flag doesn't simbolize racism to you
*Your church parking lot is filled with pickups
*The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?"
*You actually know who Toby Keith, Brooks& Dunn, Keith Urban, Montgomery Gentry, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks, and George Straight are.
*A carbonated soft drink is a COKE, regardless of brand or flavor.
*You refer to Louisville as "The Ville."
*You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Kentucky.



I'd like to meet:

BELOW IS OLD PROFILE NEWS... IM NOW BACK WITH MY EX HUSBAND... BUT IF UR STILL CURIOUS ABOUT MY TASTES SEE BELOW.

Jack Black!!! lol no seriously tho, if someone has ever compared u to jack black then ur the man for me! I admit I ONLY DATE native american or white and american But looks wise Im all about inside, I seek someone with a heart of gold. someone PRO-LIFE, NO EXCEPTIONS!!! I prefer someone older, tho it isnt a must... someone who isnt selfish, stuck up, shallow, dishonest or disloyal. Someone open minded, with an awesome sense of humor, Someone who loves kids and perhaps has kids. Someone seeking ms right not ms right now. HOES NEED NOT APPLY! I may be a freak but I dont get around and dont want someone that does! I like good boys with an open mind to corrupt! :) So if you have been with more then 10 girls, or more then 1 girl in 6 months then your not my type...Sowwy! Im sick of dating psychos who want me to do everything for them and do nothing in return, I want a realist who knows what it is to be hopeful not someone whos going to constantly drag me down. I want a long term stable relationship with someone I can always count on.You can message me on aol as SaneBpunk OR just email me on here.

I also wouldnt mind someone who not only accepts my quirks but perhaps even appreciates them!!!

Music:

Six feet under, Rorschach Test, Old Cannible corpse, Megadeth, Old Metallica, NOFX, Stabbing Westward, The cure, Duncan Sheik, Dead Kennedys, Blood 4 Blood, Iced Earth, Guns N Roses, Sex Pistols, ICP, Aerosmith, Afi, Vandals, Old Misfits, Danzig, Type o Negative, Alice In Chains, Deftones, Evanescence, Faith No More, Fear Factory, Gwar, Hatebreed, My own victim, MSD, Jill Sobule, KMFDM, Kid Rock, Korn, Led Zepplin, Limp bizkit, My life denial, NIN, Pink, The pixies, Placebo, Poison the well, Rancid, Offspring, Greenday, Saliva, Seether, Staind, System of a down, Tenacious D, The queers, Tommy Lee, Tool, Travis tritt, trapt, White lion,

Movies:

The Doom Generation, SLC Punk, Disturbing Behavior, American History X, Saving Silverman, Tommy Boy, Anything with katie holmes, Jack Black, Chris Farley or Edward Norton in it.

Television:

INVADER ZIM!!!

Books:

Stonewords, Almost Anything Stephen King,

Heroes:

My Kids... They are stronger than anyone I know.

My Blog

Who's Your Daddy???

Your Daddy Is Dennis Rodman What You Call Him: Pa Why You Love Him: Because he's your baby daddy & He gives good spankings. ...
Posted by Sane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Diary,

Dear diary, I want to tell my secrets Cuz you're the only one that I know who'll keep them Dear, dear diary, I want to tell my secrets I know you'll keep them, and this is what I've done I...
Posted by Sane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Moral sucks!

GOD DAMMIT! If there is a god, then that fucker hates me! All the hot and great guys are either taken, gay, non local or dont drive! At the rate im goin ill never get laid again, cuz im sorry but ...
Posted by Sane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Men

I think all the time that i should go lesbian. Its not all for the wrong reasons, i mean im bi already, so i already love women, its just men seem less and less worth it everyday... Are there any good...
Posted by Sane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

patheticism

thats my new title for me. dont i rock?
Posted by Sane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST