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About Me

im a cynic and a satirist. im popular yet invisible. im honest but not brutal. i believe that virtue is an obligation. i think violence is a deplorable facillity of the human condition, one that i work to purge from my own impulses. i love to tell stories that would b otherwise unbelivable if it werent for their absolute absurdity that makes them unimaginable. i love to listen more than i like to talk. and, it always makes me happy to compliment others, although i am rarely complimented in return.

and apparently i am obsessed with making everything into an epic.

http://airbell.deviantart.com/

My Interests

..cameras, optics, gravity, libraries, museums, socially irrelavent issues that had unexpected social consequences, going faster than i know i should, playing with my dog, turning simple messages into lengthy essays for no good reason, sitting outside in the middle of the night drinking tea, climbing on stuff, making all sorts of weirdness in my studio, bizzare artifacts of how people thought in the past, and astronomy.. ..OH.. and that art stuff too. art is rad.

also, i have a soft spot in my heart for spiders. ..but thats a longer story.

im not a loud person by nature, but i really like playing with stuff that makes a lot of noise.

I'd like to meet:

oh, there are so many..

..yet so few.

..but, if u come across as being cute, consistently clever and dangerous, u can b promised my full attention.

Music:

i like music that makes me feel like the room im in is floating away in outer space.

Movies:

um, have fun with that.

Television:

if you at all enjoy 'reality tv' please, PLEASE delete me. knowing you erodes my IQ.

Books:

anything with enough critical complexity to keep me from thinking about anything else.

Heroes:

Melissa for making muffins sexy.

My Blog

you know...

..its amazing what you can do when you dont know what the hell youre doing. srsly.
Posted by .j/. on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:33:00 PST

i want to live and die..

..in a place where giant, ugly, earth stomping sculptures rule the world.
Posted by .j/. on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:17:00 PST

it has something to do with the moon...

lets assume that the general belief is that the earth is the center of the universe, and that all the objects in the sky revolve around it. but, being the shrewed and clever person that you are, you m...
Posted by .j/. on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:58:00 PST

so i was thinking...

..that the only thing worse than being an artist is being alone and an artist... although, strangely enough, the only thing better than being an artist is being alone and being an artist. but either...
Posted by .j/. on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:58:00 PST

fill in the blank.

ever have one of those moments where u stop absolutly everything and take account all the questions you have swimming around u'r mind.. only to realize that u dont have anyone to ask for the answers? ...
Posted by .j/. on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:44:00 PST

inquire within.

i'll b honest, i would love to b able to sell some of my original paintings.. but at the moment, many of the paintings u see r locked up for use in my graduate portfolio. its a bummer for me.. a...
Posted by .j/. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i would like to thank all the prideless men who bared their hearts~

1)"a rare image of beauty... a beautiful smile on a beautiful girl... not to mention those captivating eyes..." 2)"again i'm falling in love" 3) "You have an adorable smile..." 4) "ju...
Posted by .j/. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

:'(

im sick.. and theres no one to keep me company. :p
Posted by .j/. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

crazy..

..so apparently now i make movies. .. stop motion ones at that! .. im not sure if this is good or bad. .. all i know is that the hellishy bright lights r making me blind. and have u ever taken...
Posted by .j/. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rant rant

..someone PLEASE tell me a way to get rid of the 'cool new people' window on the home page of this rig.. because u know y?? do u?? DO U???! .. i'll tell u: BECAUSE EVERYONE THAT POPS UP ON IT IS FUCK...
Posted by .j/. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST