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Krystal

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About Me

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Martin Luther King, "Why I Am Opposed to the War in Vietnam"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b80Bsw0UG-U

My Interests

Snowmen. well, snow people in general I guess. Hills. Lotion. Eating, sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

David Cross and uh... Bob Odenkirk. Actually David Cross said "how do you get outta this place?" to me once at a comedy club, does that count as meeting him? Maybe Jim Gaffigan. Sarah Silv. JB and KG. How about Charlie Murphy... but not his brother, Eddie hasn't been funny in like 20 years. I've already met Maddox.

Music:

I've never listened to music.

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Super Troopers, Happy Gilmore, The Game, Garden State, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Office Space, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Billy Madison, Liar Liar, The Shawshank Redemption, A League of Their Own, The Princess Bride, Overboard, Groundhog Day, Wet Hot American Summer, Cannibal! The Musical, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, South Park, The X-Files, Mr. Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Office, Arrested Development, Star Trek The Next Generation, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Planet Earth

Books:

The Stand by Stephen King. The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Harry Potter(you hate me now)

Heroes:

Since there's no category for this, this will be my "Favorite Comedians" category. These are who I can think of right now: Brian Regan, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Ellen Degenerous, Mitch Hedberg, Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, Jim Gaffigan, Bill Hicks, Stephen Wright, Demetri Martin, Thilo Savage

My Blog

I hate Tyra Banks

The media uses black people to score diversity points, but they always use light-skinned black women. You know what really pisses me off? Tyra Banks. She should be beaten with a metal bat. She has don...
Posted by Krystal on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:32:00 PST

we're being hunted

meesta! meesta!
Posted by Krystal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST