7:06 Cemetary Bitch
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Your mom, a ghost, and the Christmas Poo. And just about anyone following Scientology... I like to laugh.
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1.Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
~ yes... with myself.... twice
2. Are you gay?
~ yes
3.Do you have hairy legs?
~ They are corn-rowed
4. Do you like monkeys?
~ I like ass monkeys
5. How many fillings do you have?
~ Well, there is happy, sad, mad...
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
~ The Toilet, and you CAN pee in my pool
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
~ Yes, for dessert only, and I am trying to cut back.
8.Have you ever read the Bible?
~ yes
9. Do you wear a lot of black?
~ a lot of black eyes because Cpt Knobby beats me
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
~Yes, extreme gas
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
~ Its where the Christmas Poo comes from
13. Describe your hair?
~ landing strip
14. Are you a wild beast?
~ more like a platypus
15. Do you like to have fun?
~ No... WTF
16. Do you like drama?
~ on movies
17. Do you like mayonnaise?
~ Yes
18. Are you afraid to die?
~ Sometimes, I am not ready to leave my girl behind yet
19. Do you like playing in leaves?
~ Yes, Naked
20. Do you like lyme tics?
~ Yes, and I like lemon ones too
21. Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
~ No, why...? What did you hear?
22. Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
~yes, I call that foreplay
23. Are you an adult?
~ Only in bed
24. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
~ As in Tori?
25. Are you a television addict?
~Yes, but I try not to smoke them too much.
26. Do you think O.J. is guilty?
~ His son did it!
27. Ever done it in public?
~ Oh yeah
28. On a swing?
~ Im not onone now... thanks for asking?
29. Do you like Elvis?
~Costello? sure
30. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
~ Thats hot!
31. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
~ Yes, The monkeys love me
32. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
~ Yes, they give great head
33. Does your mom think someone's hot?
~ yeah... your mom
34. Are you a sugar freak?
~Yes... minus the freak
35. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"
~I think its the guys in the white coats.
36. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
~Today?!
37. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did?
~No, not like OJ... havent killed anyone, or commited conspiracy to cover up murder... but I have my sins.
38. Do you like orange juice?
~ Yes.
39. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
~only naked
40. Where do you wish you were right now?
~In the tub with the landscaper
41. Did you enjoy this?
~It was better than pulling out my pubes with tweezers one by one
42. Did you eat your glue as a child?
~ only with salt and play dough
43. Did you ever put beans up your nose?
~ No! Why?! Who told you that?
44. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
~ No
45. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
~ no, but little bro did
46. Can you roll your tongue?
~ Yep
47. Can you lick your own nose?
~ No, but when I can I wont have to look for snacks
46.Do you like halloween?
~ Yes
49. Did you watch Saved by the Bell?
~Yes
50. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms?
~ ?????
51. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
~No, But.... I can tie a penis in a knot with my tongue.
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