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About Me

Winner of the BIGGEST CUNT Award!
Life is good. I have a beautiful spoiled rotten baby girl, a good job, school, and last but not least that special someone that makes me feel so good when I am with him, and smile about him when I am not. Dont be scared Jill... I am still a bitch!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Your mom, a ghost, and the Christmas Poo. And just about anyone following Scientology... I like to laugh. I would consider some new friends, but you dont get added until you are a FRIEND! So please do not add me if I dont know you. Spank you very much!
1.Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? ~ yes... with myself.... twice
2. Are you gay? ~ yes
3.Do you have hairy legs? ~ They are corn-rowed
4. Do you like monkeys? ~ I like ass monkeys
5. How many fillings do you have? ~ Well, there is happy, sad, mad...
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? ~ The Toilet, and you CAN pee in my pool
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? ~ Yes, for dessert only, and I am trying to cut back.
8.Have you ever read the Bible? ~ yes
9. Do you wear a lot of black? ~ a lot of black eyes because Cpt Knobby beats me
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? ~Yes, extreme gas
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is? ~ Its where the Christmas Poo comes from
13. Describe your hair? ~ landing strip
14. Are you a wild beast? ~ more like a platypus
15. Do you like to have fun? ~ No... WTF
16. Do you like drama? ~ on movies
17. Do you like mayonnaise? ~ Yes
18. Are you afraid to die? ~ Sometimes, I am not ready to leave my girl behind yet
19. Do you like playing in leaves? ~ Yes, Naked
20. Do you like lyme tics? ~ Yes, and I like lemon ones too
21. Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? ~ No, why...? What did you hear?
22. Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? ~yes, I call that foreplay
23. Are you an adult? ~ Only in bed
24. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling? ~ As in Tori?
25. Are you a television addict? ~Yes, but I try not to smoke them too much.
26. Do you think O.J. is guilty? ~ His son did it!
27. Ever done it in public? ~ Oh yeah
28. On a swing? ~ Im not onone now... thanks for asking?
29. Do you like Elvis? ~Costello? sure
30. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel? ~ Thats hot!
31. Ever been hit on at a zoo? ~ Yes, The monkeys love me
32. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey? ~ Yes, they give great head
33. Does your mom think someone's hot? ~ yeah... your mom
34. Are you a sugar freak? ~Yes... minus the freak
35. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops" ~I think its the guys in the white coats.
36. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger? ~Today?!
37. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did? ~No, not like OJ... havent killed anyone, or commited conspiracy to cover up murder... but I have my sins.
38. Do you like orange juice? ~ Yes.
39. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly? ~only naked
40. Where do you wish you were right now? ~In the tub with the landscaper
41. Did you enjoy this? ~It was better than pulling out my pubes with tweezers one by one
42. Did you eat your glue as a child? ~ only with salt and play dough
43. Did you ever put beans up your nose? ~ No! Why?! Who told you that?
44. Have you ever heard your parents having sex? ~ No
45. Have your parents ever caught you having sex? ~ no, but little bro did
46. Can you roll your tongue? ~ Yep
47. Can you lick your own nose? ~ No, but when I can I wont have to look for snacks
46.Do you like halloween? ~ Yes
49. Did you watch Saved by the Bell? ~Yes
50. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms? ~ ?????
51. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue? ~No, But.... I can tie a penis in a knot with my tongue.


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So... for the two people that irritated me and were posted on my blog...  Your writings have now been removed.  Please feel free to never write me again as there is no point. Have a wonderfu...
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So... theres this one time, at band camp... Oh wait!  This is not the Tuba story.  So anyway, on Friday there was this guy driving next to me trying to look all cute... and he rear ended the...
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Sensitive People

If my comments offend you then perhaps it is because you dont really know me as well as you thought.  I have a sick sense of humor.  If you dont like them... do as others have done... just f...
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