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Natalie

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About Me

A-Z... I am: Analytical, Bratty, Cunning, Dorky, Expressive, Flirtatious, Good spelling, Hopeful, Intelligent, Juxtaposed, Knowledgeable, Loving, Maniac (in the Flashdance kind of way), Naughty (and nice!), Open-minded, Potty-mouthed, Quirky, Rad, Sassy, Trouble, Understanding, Vet tech, Witty, X-treme!!!! (not really), Youthful, Zealous.And in addition: I enjoy life whenever possible, I prefer to be in the company of others who feel the same. I can talk your ear off, but can listen just as well. I am an open book, and generally tell it like it is. I like to offer advice on occasion, but it's never required that others take it. I am opinionated and stubborn at times when it's something I truly believe in, but am one of the most open minded people you will ever meet. I love to dance, I occasionally paint, I love B&W photography, and like to experience the art of others. If you ever need a bad pun or asinine comeback, look no further. I am the Queen of such things. My favorite words to say are "chicken" and "cheese" because of how they sound coming out of my mouth. I am a cat person but love all animals. Elephants rock. I am entranced by shiny sparkly items. I smell good, so should you. I want a house with a front porch so I can put a big porch swing on it and lounge to my heart's content. I like summer. I hate being cold. I don't eat meat, but don't care if others do, just don't tell me what kind of meat you "can't live without" that's just annoying. I believe in ghosts/supernatural... but not in a neurotic "got abducted once in Kansas" kind of way, there are just things we don't have answers for. I remember my dreams. It is very hard to offend me. Unless you are just plain mean or rude. I have a (not graphic) picture of me peeing in a bucket on a rowboat in Yellowstone. Road trips make me giddy. Travel is something I wish I could afford to do on a regular basis- I want to see anything and everything. I hope to be a wacky old lady telling random stories to anyone who will listen...( "And then kids... there was one summer where I PEED IN A BUCKET!!!..."). I can eat an extraordinary amount of donuts. Vodka tonics with Rose's lime is my adult beverage of choice these days. I like to drink. I hate to vomit. I have only vomited twice due to alcohol. I am proud of this on some sick level. I hate public restrooms. I like public displays of affection. Three words: Big. Chunky. Shoes. Badmitton was my favorite sport in gym class. I cry at sad movies. And the occasional wedding. I have been known to make people spit their drinks out. Sometimes through their nose. If I know the words to the song I am dancing to, I *have to* sing along....
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My Interests

Good communication, proper spellings, kissing, shiny/fuzzy/glittery things, animals, art, photography, world travel, friendships, love, nookie, laughing until I have to pee. Taking salsa, tango, and the occasional hip-hop classes. Excited about my second season snowboarding. I took kickboxing for two years. Don't mess with me. *flexes muscles* ;) Activities: The ususal... movie nights, hanging out with friends, DANCING, bars, random arty classes, etc. Love red wine and conversation be it with friends or dates, laughing out loud, hiking in the woods, camping, reading, sipping sweet tea in a sunbeam, throwing dinner parties for 2 to 20, watching the ocean come and go, making bad puns, and trying new things.

I'd like to meet:

Really mean, stupid, ignorant liars. :) Or... cool people, who are down to earth, open, honest communicators, like spazzing out, dancing in the rain, stop dead in their tracks mid-sentence to look up at the moon, have a daily chocolate regimen, can appreciate good food, art, dance, wine, and people. Those who love road trips, travel to exotic destinations, seek peace in their lives, hate drama, can find the funny story in even the most difficult of events, like snuggling until noon, cry when they are sad, laugh at themselves when they are stupidly human, act goofy in grocery stores, and who call me when they are thinking about me. Friends who like to eat, watch movies, play boardgames, lounge around doing nothing and or can create exciting fort adventures in the living room with a few couch pillows, blankets, and a bowl of popcorn. Boys who like to kiss. People who like to talk, people who make me laugh, people I make laugh, people who can help me find the job of my dreams, people who will be nice to my cats, people who make me want to say "this is my friend so-n-so, he/she is sooo RAD!", people who say "rad", people who want to practice salsa or swing dancing with me. And stuff. PS- If you message me and you are someone with over 300 "friends" (see: "cleavage popping hoochies") I will not respond. I can guarantee you I will not add you nor will we have much in common. Kthanks.

Music:

Almost anything and everything. Music makes me dance and dancing is what makes me happiest. Some favorites: Ghostland Observatory, Elexi Murdoch, Flunk, Bloc Party, The Bravery, Conjure One, Apoptygma Berserk, Massive Attack, Bjork, The Smiths/Morrissey, Fat Boy Slim, Eminem, The Cure, Pet Shop Boys, Erasure, Dandy Warhols, Fountains of Wayne, Lily Allen, Peter Murphy, Siouxie, The Killers, Flaming Lips, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Cat Stevens, White Stripes, Postal Service, Death Cab For Cutie, Interpol, The Shins, Supergrass, Morningwood, Elvis, Brian Setzer, Rancid, The Clash, The Cars, The Soupdragons, Gus Gus, New Order, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Sinatra, Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand, The Donnas, Violent Femmes, Dean Martin, The Pixies, REM, Cocteau Twins.... blues/jazz, swing, salsa, classical, old school, new school, doesn't matter much... like it all... etc etc.

Movies:

I am generally entertained by most movies. Except gore/Horror stuff. I don't like scary. Suspense is ok, wierd is ok, but Freddie, Jason, the Exorcist, the Ring, etc... nope. Not ok. They make me invision my under-the-bed dust bunnies having glowing red eyes and plotting my demise. Some favorites: Amelie, Donnie Darko, Wizard of Oz, KIDS, anything John Hughes (yes I am an 80's geek...) Edward Scissorhands, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Eternal Sunshine, The Secretary, Garden State, Happiness, The Pillowbook, Monty Python, Antonia's Line, May, Lord of the Rings, The Corporation, most documentaries and- if I may generalize- many many independant and foreign films, etc etc...

Television:

Mine is solely used for watching movies.

Books:

Love to read. While I have a few authors that I like to come back to, choosing a novel is all about the experience. I can spend an entire afternoon and an entire paycheck oogling and drooling over every section of the bookstore. When we were in college, my best friend was a Lit major and would *research* the good books. Me? I would wander the aisles until it called to me and I liked the cover and the first page. And they were always good. She hated that about me. :) I read mostly fiction, but sometimes biographical or nature/science/animal related non-fiction. Ooh and I LOVE Discover magazine. I finally subscribed. :) *cough* nerd *cough*

Heroes:

Your mom.

My Blog

Aiiiyeeee! My Eyes! Part II

No explanation needed... Gag
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Aiiiyeeeee! My Eyes!!!!!!

I saw the most horrific, digusting, gut wrenching, excruciating thing... I kid you not. (no this does not involve maggots this time kids, sorry... believe me I wish it did...) I was at my volunteer...
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You know how they say...

You know how they say, jokingly, that "I am a gay man stuck in a straight woman's body"... hahah not funny? Well it's true. I am a gay man. And MySpace has helped me realize this. Because when I...
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST