I'm Joe!
Alright, here's yet another survey to grace my page. Wheeeee!
Joe Redifer - The Third Survey:
Why do you keep posting surveys on your page here? Cuz.
Height: 6 feet, 0 inches
Weight: About 172
Why doesn't your profile have glitter and sparkly stuff? Because I'm a guy.
Where are all your friends? I don’t see them on your profile. You have to click the link to see them. I did this to avoid ranking my friends.
Damn d00d, you need some Chapstick! Uhhh, thank you?
Why are you so old? I dunno. Just for fun, I guess.
Why do you spend so much money on videogames and high tech video & sound equipment? You nerd! Because I can. Plus, being in debt kicks ass!
Hypothetical situation: You are walking down the street when suddenly Dealin’ Doug and Jake Jabb get into a huge wreck right in the middle of the intersection causing mass chaos. Do you attempt to cross the street to get a delicious double cheeseburger at McDonald's, or do you stay on the side you're on and eat at the Chipotle there? I’d just eat some of the tigers and other rare animals that were killed in Jake Jabb’s car.
Not many people who didn’t grow up in Colorado will understand that last question. That’s their fault. Colorado has the best local TV commercials.
Smoking is awesome. It rocks hardcore!!! It really is a fantastic lifestyle. If it weren’t, people wouldn’t spend tons of hard-earned cash on it. Why is smoking so great? It’s way too awesome for me, so I’ve never tried it. Anyway, I’d rather be addicted to Diet Coke.
You know what else is great? Hybrid cars!! Screw that! There is not even one hybrid car that gets mileage as good as my all-gas car. They advertise 35mpg highway. Ha! I get way more than that in the city with the AC on full blast doing jackrabbit starts!
Why are you a straight white male? Because I’m “the manâ€. It is my job to bring you down and limit you.
