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Ryan

smokey the bear is way more intense in person

About Me

i think your mom jokes are funny. i am recently out of the army hurray for me i made it out clean haha suckers. i have returned to houston from germany where i have spent the last three and a half years it was loads of fun. if you've never been oktoberfest is the shit and you should check out Rock-am-Ring. i've done some traveling and i love to do it as long as the people i am traveling with aren't ney sayers. other than that talk to me.
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My Interests

tattoos, old school cars, kustom rods pubs billiards (i'm alright) beer pong (me and young undefeated) music lots of other stuff if your interested ask
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I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet your mom, god (so i can ask him what happened to my real front teeth although the glass ones are cool). Bush so i can bitch slap him and lets say the mad hatter and the rabbit from alice in wonder land. a very merry unbirthday to you.
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Music:

System of a Down(crazy), Frank Sinatra(pimp), and Flogging Molly(irish).

Movies:

Boonedock Saints. "hey Boris what would you do if i told you your mother sucked so much d*ck her face looked like an egg"

Television:

Family Guy the fuckin best there is.

Books:

what ever sounds interesting from history to fiction i have everything from mein kampf wouldn't you want to know what a crazy warmonger had to write about, the art of war, to the davinci code.

Heroes:

Batman. duhna duhna duhna duhna duhna duhna duhna duhna BATMAN.

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A prayer for friends that are family and family

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. May the lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist to tight. May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect ...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:44:00 PST