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About Me

-i like 2 drink Jager in the shower -i try to avoid wearin shoes when i dont have 2 , simply cuz i dont fuckin like em -most of my clothes are barrowed or "kidnapped" -i piss outside alot , i really like pissing outside -im always broke - i hate cats with too many opinions & i hate those who have none.you fuckers have visited my page times.

My Interests

i love shawna cuz she knows how i like my drinks :)coloring.guns.fucked up things.gore. a good reason 2 be an ass hole.pot. rain.laughin' at shit. circles.i like beer. i like some things that are bad for my body and brain.i like my job.

I'd like to meet:

shame - shame could help prevent me from doing lots of retarded things. (especialy in public)

Music:

i live for track 8.

Movies:

cafe flesh ,chum scrubber,the machinest,the realms of unreal, twice upon a time, ghost world , a clockwork orange, anything by tim burton,casino, pi ,taxi driver,mystic river ,belly,crank, hedwig and the angry inch, the wall , eternal sunshine,rocky horror picture show,pulp fiction,detroit rock city, howard stern private parts,may,dont be a menace,goodbye lenin, lock stock and 2 smoking barrels ,labyrinth,castle freak , half baked ,stoned age ,friday, full metal jacket,the tenant, 9 dead gay guys ,the color purple, suicide club...

Television:

the tvs always on , but im never watchin'. i do however love cartoons. shut up nick.

Books:

the stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales - where the wild things are - good night moon - chuck palahniuk books-Harold and the purple crayon - a friend for dragon- necronomicon- images of rock and roll -kite runner-night

Heroes:

escher - Dr. Seuss - howard stern - chuck palahniuk - e.a. poe - joe sparks - rupaul - mike judge - theda bara - Mr. phill (not 2 be confused with Dr. phill) ...shut the fuck up nick.

My Blog

zombie love

this was originaly writen 2 my friend paul: dude florida was fuckin neato aliana dropped me off a the bus...
Posted by vavavolpe on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:47:00 PST

he wrote it for me <3

last night i watched as she slepther eyes were closed and the frustration cut ini moved away as quiet as i could to grab a razori wanted to see those beautiful eyes so bad tonight i watched as she s...
Posted by vavavolpe on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:10:00 PST

sex thing

i like lickin 9 volt batteriesa friend's friend's girlfriend had an erotic dream about me the weekends are 2 shorttheres not enough money or cigarettesbil...
Posted by vavavolpe on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

mike made me a picture :D

thank you Mr. mike ...
Posted by vavavolpe on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST

sudo made this :P

its a picture of me!!! :P thanx greg!its very sweet...
Posted by vavavolpe on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

bowling shoes

i love you so fucking muchplease come home soon so we can touch and take care of each otherxoxoi miss you
Posted by vavavolpe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:16:00 PST

dead lady wigs

my moms friend died for some reason we have her wigs chelsea thinks shes hot shit with her blow job lip stick deal &n...
Posted by vavavolpe on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:52:00 PST

crayon pirate

i got this in my freshamn yearfrom a teacher who i dont think ever liked me cuz i always came in lake smelling like cigarettes i curse alot and i...
Posted by vavavolpe on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:41:00 PST

la la la la la la (i am not effected)

today i didnt go 2 school cuz ima fuckin loser i needa get my shit together this sint funny n e more i need 2 push myself harder i just dont want 2 , and i d...
Posted by vavavolpe on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:02:00 PST

this is so fucking cool!

look at black dot on this black and white picture of a castle after 30 sec. roll ur clicker thinger over it and it will look like its in c...
Posted by vavavolpe on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:17:00 PST