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~ The AP ~

It's not PMS, it's you.

About Me

My real name is Catherine and the AP stands for the Asian Persuasion. I'm fun, down to earth, laid back and pretty much carefree; like to chill with my girls, shop, read, write, and believe it or not, work. I've been considered a workaholic......but I've also been called an alcoholic. I have three great kids- Carson, Caitlyn and Cameron. I think that men should have to experience child birth, PMS, menopause and bloating at least once in their lifetime. I think that I'd just want to meet new people who are down to hang out and party or what-the-fuck-ever comes to mind. My favorite beer is Yeungling Lager, and my favorite drink is Red Bull & Vodka. I'm curious in a way that gets me in trouble sometimes. I LOVE having sex. Who doesn't? If you dont.....you're not fucking the right person. If I won the lottery, I would build a development of huge, nice ass houses, move my friends and their boyfriends (and kids, if applicable) in next door and down the street, and party 24/7. I am a great cook and revel in "fattening" up the boys. I firmly believe that cheerleading is a sport. I am always planning to exercse, but never really get around to it. I hate waking up early, but the kids make sleeping in past 9 impossible. I make a lot of spontaneous decisions that half the time I regret later. I'm horrible at managing my own money, but can create a business budget and stick to it like my life depended on it. I hate asking for directions and will drive around for an hour before I ask someone for help. I like to laugh and don't mind crying either....well...you know what I'm tryin' to say. Life has led me up and down some shitty paths recently and I just wanna kick it and chill for a while. I am afraid of ghosts and all things supernatural - but like watching scary movies. I cry easily at movies and sappy TV dramas. I don't have patience for arrogant people. I am a great speller. I am pro-life. I don't take the Lord's name in vain....but I do drop the f-bomb every chance I get. I sing in the shower. I am an extremely smart, funny, confident, trustworthy and loyal beautiful girl who really doesn't stop until she get what she wants, so....watch out!! Ok, ok, I'm just fuckin' with ya.....I'm wild and insanely crazy at times, and at other times I just like relax and have down time. Basically, I'm a regular human being who will, almost guaranteed, leave a positive impression on you. Wanna talk? Hit me up on AIM - TheAmazingAP...or SPCatAP....holla at your gurl.

My Interests


I am a true Scorpio. Highly intelligent, cunning, witty, analytical and determined. I'm emotional and intuitive, powerful, exciting and magnetic. Because of those traits....I'm interested in a lot of different things for different reasons. Hit me up and find out more if you wanna... I like people who will take risks - calculated or otherwise. NOT interested in fake people, backstabbers, liars, cheaters, thieves, and anyone who will try and change me from who I am. I like being outside, except for when it is freezing cold and you can barely breathe for fear your lungs will crack. Yoga, pilates, art, anything craft-like, dancing, poetry, music, reading, writing, shopping, travel, FUN FUN FUN...I like talking to people and figuring out who they are and why they do the things they do. I like sparkly stickers, but not in a candy raver sort of way. I like watching old school cartoons like Care Bears and Rainbow Brite with my daughters. I like cats (big fluffy ones are the best), chocolate will always be one of my weaknesses, I like fast cars and people who drive them well. I like it even better when they let me drive :) I like money. (No shit right, who doesn't). I am interested in learning public speaking and sales techniques.I am interested in talking with other moms to see how they "deal" with it all. I'd like to learn a foreign language. I'm a very curious individual who is also often spontaneous, which can be a dangerous combination. Carnies or fake people need not apply. I'm willing to give anyone a chance - but don't fuck up and mistake my kindness for a weakness....(thank you for that catch phrase Brennen) 'cause we all know....punks jump up to get beat down.

I'd like to meet:

You!!!................more specifically, fun people with a positive outlook on life. Intelligent individuals who are not afraid to be who they are. Stoners. Anyone who needs a job!!!...Junglists...Anyone who'd like to grab a lager, kick back and bullshit for a while. Girls who like to shop and who aren't afraid to eat....real food.... in front of other people. Interesting people who I can learn from...people who I can confide in. Someone who can teach me to play the piano and can deal with my (sometimes but not very frequent) intense mood swings. Peeps to go to the Dave Matthews concert with. Guys who don't mind facials and manicures. Anyone who wants to go to Six Flags and ride the roller coasters. Real people who aren't just trying to get a piece of ass. People who are confident in themselves and who are non-judgemental. People who are trustworthy and who like to have a good time. I do have to say though, that most of the girls that I meet are triflin' and if you're one of them, PLEASE don't bother. I could be your best friend, but shit...I could also be your worst m-f'in enemy. Guys - sorry, not single. I do have to say that I get along better with males than females....but that could possibly be attributed to them just wanting to get in my pants. Don't try to hit it. Please. It's not gonna get you anywhere.Do NOT try and add me as your friend if you haven't talked to me first!!! You'll get a rude ass email from me ripping you a new a-hole for not following simple directions like sending me a message first. I just end up being a number on a random friends list and vice versa and that is just plain annoying.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:


I seriously like a little bit of everything, yes, INCLUDING country (what can I say, I was raised on a farm), so this list could go on for fucking ever...DRUM AND BASS!!!!! DAVE MATTHEWS BAND!!!!, Coldplay, Aerosmith, Evol Intent, Emily Sparks, Pearl Jam, anything Sarah MacLachlan, the Beastie Boys, anything Jewel, OutKast, Lilly Allen, Wu-Tang Clan, Pendulum, Radiohead, Trapt, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Justin Timberlake, Nas, Notorious BIG, John Mayer, Amy Winehouse, Alanis, Michelle Branch, JayZ, Tori Amos, Alanis Morisette, Jessica Simpson, Korn, old school Mariah Carey, Snow Patrol, Jack Johnson, Natasha Bedingfield, Method Man, Gorillaz, Fugazis, TLC, Mary J. Blige, Missy Elliott, Vanessa Carlton, Pink Floyd, Korn, Coldplay, 50 Cent, Eve, N.O.R.E., Frankie J, Pendulum, Scarface, Oasis, Three Doors Down, Pendulum, Sublime, Fugazi, Fiona Apple, Jedi Mind Tricks, Ewun, Spor, The Fray, Regina Spektor, Lauryn Hill, old school Naughty by Nature, Kanye West, EMPD, DMX, Eminem, The Doors, 2Pac, Grayfox...the list goes on and on......
You are drum and bass!

What kind of techno music are you?

Movies:

The Notebook, Requiem for a Dream (All time favorite "I will never do drugs, ever!!!" movie), Super Troopers, Bring it On, Freeway, Legally Blonde 1 & 2, LOTR, Half Baked, Sin City, Constantine, The Sweetest Thing, South Park, Vanilla Sky, Pretty Woman (classic), Thelma & Louise, Knocked Up, Seven, The Pacifier, Goonies, Resident Evil, Shooter, Dazed & Confused, Clerks, How High, Scarface, Spun, Party Monster, Spiderman, The Doom Generation, Austin Powers, Funny Girl, She's All That, A Guy Thing, Beauty & the Beast, A Bronx Tale, Titanic, The Sound of Music, Kill Bill vol. 1, any movies featuring flesh eating zombies, The Matrix 1, 2 and 3, Harry Potter (yes! I really do like Harry Potter!), The 40-Year Old Virgin, Aladdin, Over The Hedge, V for Vendetta, Domino, Mean Girls, anything starring Julia Stiles, Reese Witherspoon, Vin Diesel or Kirsten Dunst.

Television:

I really don't watch that much TV, I'd rather get the box sets once they hit DVD, but there's a few shows I really get into: One Tree Hill...Lost...Real World / Road Rules...Family Guy...Gilmore Girls...Buffy...Angel...American Dad...Oz...Sex & the City....Smallville...ATHF...Futurama...American Chopper...Desperate Housewives...Sopranos...Prison Break...Weeds...Heroes...ESPN Cheerleader Competitions...oh, and Food Network runs my life. Seriously. It's my pron. Yes, I said pron.The kids have usually overtaken the tv(s)...so then it's Blue's Clues, Pokemon, TMNT, The Cheetah Girls, Noggin, WonderPets, Avatar, Wow Wow Wubzy, etc....

Books:

I LOVE reading. I still have books from when I was in like 4th grade. I taught myself how to read at the age of three, and have had a passion for books ever since. My parents have tons of pictures of me reading to my dolls when I was little. Some of my favorites include (but are not limited to) James Patterson, Jackie Collins, Stephen King, Maeve Binchy, Janet Evanovich, Terry McMillian, Shakespeare, Tom Clancy, John Grisham, and VC Andrews. I recently read Angels & Demons and the Da Vinci Code, got hooked on Dan Brown, and went out and bought Digital Fortress and Deception Point. Harry Potter books 1-7, old school Sweet Valley High, The Devil Wears Prada, The Little Lady Agency, A Boy Called "It", Me Speak Pretty One Day.

Heroes:


My parents. Typical response, I know, but they've raised 5 children who grew up to actually do something in society rather than just waste space. My father is single handedly the most hard working person I know, closely followed by myself ;)

My Blog

I miss you

Hello there the angel from my nightmare The shadow in backround of the morgue The unsespecting victim of darkness in the valley We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Where you can always find me...
Posted by ~ The AP ~ on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:08:00 PST

Las Vegas, San Diego and L.A......recap of my last week

Let's talk about my past week!!! Last Wednesday I went to good 'ol Philly International and was planning on flying to Vegas at 9:35 am. I checked in online earlier that morning, and was ready to leave...
Posted by ~ The AP ~ on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:29:00 PST

Update!

Aiight. I've been getting texts and emails and shit all day from people wanting to know how I'm doing, what's new, etc....so I'm just gonna blog it all so everyone can get the scoop! So I'm going to V...
Posted by ~ The AP ~ on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

Boredom & misc. other rants

I should be enjoying my Saturday afternoon, seeing as how I'm not at work, the baby is sleeping, I just ate a turkey & pruscuitto (sp?) roll up, and I'm watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith on HBO. Howev...
Posted by ~ The AP ~ on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:08:00 PST

Dave Matthews Concert

Recap from Wednesday's show at the Tweeter Center: Fucking. Amazing. The day started off not so great because one of my girls was stuck in D.C. with no way to get up here (fucking Greyhound and their ...
Posted by ~ The AP ~ on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:34:00 PST

death

My grandmother passed away last Friday and it reminds me of how trivial everything else in this world is. Work, meetings, bills....none of that will matter when we're 6 feet under! The saddest thing: ...
Posted by ~ The AP ~ on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 08:49:00 PST

Baby

Finally! After 9 long ass months, the baby has finally arrived. Welcome Cameron Nevaeh Rodriguez to the world....(see link below) I totally forgot how much labor hurts, but thank God I only had to pu...
Posted by ~ The AP ~ on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:00:00 PST

So you want to know how I'm doing....

I would really like to just push this baby out, go to the bar, grab a drink or seven with the girls and forget about labor for 2 hours. It sucks being pregnant (or as the bf spells it, prenant) seriou...
Posted by ~ The AP ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

420

This time last year I was sitting on my bed with my bf and 3 of my friends....blunted like no other. This year I am carrying my third and last child, and am unable to participate in an event that I lo...
Posted by ~ The AP ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Update

So I got a promotion @ work (you're lookin at the new Branch Operations Manager at Snellng) and a fat raise, which is oh so exciting. I'm about 3.5 months pregnant right now, due in the end of August ...
Posted by ~ The AP ~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST