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Edward Jeremy Stevens

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Born October 26, 1963, Own Stuckeybowl; run a law practice out of the pro shop. I Moved back to Stuckeyville after losing my job at New York law firm Farmer & Sheehan after finding my wife in bed with a mailman in the same day. My Middle name is Jeremy, and I am the best friend of Mike Burton. Little known facts: Worked at Stuckeybowl, ice cream shop, and a lot of other places as a teenager, Worked at a fresh roasted nut store and as a plumber's apprentice in law school, wanted to be a basketball player from 1976-84, worked at a fresh roasted nut store in college and I drive a black Ford Explorer.My parents live in Sarasota, Fla., I am the Co-inventor of Skidball with Mike Burton, and inventor of Stuckeyville Street Luge. I used to live at the Burton house; but moved into Molly's grandfather's house after he died. I Favor Abercrombie & Fitch numbered shirts in addition to my bowling shirts. I Slept with Bonnie Hane; she was first woman I was with since my divorce. I used to sing in Grace Church choir as a child; Rev. Carver says I had an awful voice. Also, I played french horn in high school band. And I successfully had Stuckeybowl declared a historical landmark by town council.

My Interests

Carol, Skidball, Basketball, guitar, jokes, $10 bets with Mike, babysitting Sarah, having drinks at the Smiling Goat.
"If you're not born with broad shoulders and a strong jaw, there's only one way to get the girl... you make an complete ass of yourself."

I'd like to meet:

Fans Of My Show, Ed.

Television:

VH1's latest program, Outragiacs

Heroes:

Mike & Nancy Burton, Carol Vessey, Molly Hudson, Warren Cheswick, Mark Vanacore, Dr. Walter Jerome, Phil Stubbs, Fonzcat, Jessica Martel, Kenny, Shirley, Eli, Miss Jennifer Young, Bonnie, Frankie, my folks and Letterman.

My Blog

My best lines....

I bought a bowling alley because it just so happens that I love the game... when played correctly, it's actually quite beautiful If you're not born with broad shoulders and a strong jaw, there's only ...
Posted by Edward Jeremy Stevens on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 09:05:00 PST