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Princess Zelda on Crack

Who can pen a hateful threat but can't hold a sword?

About Me

My Interests

reading, writing, acting, debate, mock trial, jane austen, movies, violin, english humor (humour hawhaw)

I'd like to meet:

princess zelda

I like to read, write, watch movies (especially if a bodice and cravat are involved), sleep, play with babies (what the shit)...I am typing on an ergo dynamic keyboard so typos and misspellings are inevitable but I hope you willex cuse them and be like "well she's typing on an ergo dynamic keyboard you can't expect her to be perfect". OKAY UH SO YEAH I LIKE MOVIES, my favorites change everyday but today I would say Crash, North & South, Jane Eyre (2006), Pride and Prejudice (1995), The Usual Suspects, No Country for Old Men (really, all Coen Brother movies), Ghost World, and some other stuff I can't think of. My favorite actors are Richard Armitage and Colin Firth, although I mainly love Colin Firth out of loyalty and definitely not the quality of his movies in the last 5 years. I also like Alan Rickman, Liam Neeson, Thora Birch, Jenna Malone, Jake Gyllenhaal sometimes, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, etc etc etc. My favorite book is One Hundred Years of Solitude but close runner ups are Pride and Prejudice, Emma, North & South, and this short story about a retarded boy: "He". I like to write really bad romances but unfortunately the only things I write well are things I don't want to write about, like Autism and poverty and racism. I have a big family but I'm like a black sheep, because all of them are tall and pretty-- in fact, all but two of my 20 cousins are blond, and the other two are like a size 0 to make up for it. I'm pretty much Bridget Jones. name: mandy
age: 19
nicks: bitch?
is: cleaning
lives: in st. louis

xxx

I find little pleasure in life, but I find plenty in RICK ROLLING BITCHES.

"For sale: Baby shoes, never worn" - Ernest Hemingway's 6 word story
"Fool," said my muse to me, "Look into thy heart and write." - Sir Phillip Sydney
"As for me, I am water color. I wash off." - Anne Sexton
I hate dancing, that is one of my least favorite things to do. Other things that I hate are exercise, work, people, stupid people. -Master Shake
"I sometimes have a queer feeling with regard to you--especially when you are near me, as now: it is as if I had a string somewhere under my left ribs, tightly and inextricably knotted to a similar string situated in the corresponding quarter of your little frame. And if that boisterous channel, and two hundred miles or so of land come broad between us, I am afraid that cord of communication will be snapt; and then I've a nervous notion I should take to bleeding inwardly." -Jane Eyre
"Take care. - If you do not speak - I shall claim you as my own in some strange presumtuous way. - Send me away at once, if I must go; - Margaret! -" -North & South epic fail addmessageblockpicturesblogfriendscomments

Music:

David Cook, Fink, Regina Spektor, Rachael Yamagata, Queen, Elvis Presley, Sage Francis, Chopin, Blue October, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Adam's Off Ox, Johnny Cash, Modest Mouse, The Arrogant Worms, The Beatles, Bjork, The Blues Travelers, Cake, Juanes, Sublime, Dead Can Dance, Yo Yo Ma, Ljova, Frank Sinatra, Blind Guardian, Freddy Mercury, Adam Sandler's 'Goat Song', Fastball, Modest Mouse, Bjork, Cake, Juanes, sublime, chopin, Dead Can Dance, Fort Minor, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Gnarls Barkley, Talking Heads

Movies:

chick flicks, crash, american history x, amelie, emma, pride and prejudice, bridget jones's diary, cypher, the misadventures of margaret, jane eyre (2006), north and south, notting hill (seriously why?)

Television:

24, aqua teen hungerforce, family guy, the simpsons, american idol (yes, i am delusional and stupid), The Vicar of Dibley (which I can only watch via youtube clips damnit!), black adder

Books:

100 years of solitude, pride and prejudice, emma, memoirs of a geisha, jane eyre, north & south, sense and sensibility, odd thomas, no country for old men

Heroes:

batman

My Blog

my five favorite scents

the bottle cap from a beer or a cork from a bottle of wineferret muskcigars/black and mildscucumbersitalian seasoning
Posted by Princess Zelda on Crack on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:47:00 PST

.

I feel like the black sheep of my extended family.I can't adequately describe how much it hurts when I see a picture of all of my cousins and I'm not there. I wish I was.And then it hurts even more wh...
Posted by Princess Zelda on Crack on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:05:00 PST

Why arent these actors more famous?

Richard Crispin ArmitageToby StephensJJ FieldRupert Penry-JonesDaniela Denby-AsheRuth Williamsdisclaimer: this is a list of people i wish i could see more...
Posted by Princess Zelda on Crack on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:05:00 PST

...

i've been hiding from the internet all summer in an effort to cleanse my mind and read more.   college is just like high school.
Posted by Princess Zelda on Crack on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:11:00 PST

another poem. would be better if you read aloud.

TabsI'm ridiculous how I always worry about myself, how I never stopped to think of you. I never asked how you felt because I was so unaware I thought you didn't feel. No, I know you feel, I just forg...
Posted by Princess Zelda on Crack on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:25:00 PST

the only part of me original poetry about the arawaks i liked

Escape  My feet met the ground so hard and heavy,Quickly dropping and rushing and moving.My hands pushed branches awayThey were light, they swung back like whipsOn my bare back.  I danced wi...
Posted by Princess Zelda on Crack on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

this is me trying

[from the prospective of roskolnikov of crime and punishment]   I slink away and am feeling this like a tug on the shirt, a tug on the shirt, she keeps pulling and tugging and I keep slinkin...
Posted by Princess Zelda on Crack on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST

I am

I Am Question(written from the perspective of Melquiades/the Narrator of 100 Years of Solitude) I am what I am and I am a pair of blistered lips covering a foreign tongue. I am the twinge an...
Posted by Princess Zelda on Crack on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

got my mind set on you

this obsession with songs 10+ years old has only gotten worse in the last few weeks. i just wanted to update this. i don't really know what I should put in here. It's late, or early. Christmas Eve, I ...
Posted by Princess Zelda on Crack on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST

HEY.

There is a big difference between a lack of religion and being anti-religion.   so yeah. shut up.
Posted by Princess Zelda on Crack on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:19:00 PST