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professor crackers

IS IT ALL OVER MY FACE?

About Me

BLAH BLAH BLAH. I am a bird, with eyes, legs n shit. BLAH BLAH BLAH. They work quite well for me, I am told they are not disimilar to those of other birds. BLAH BLAH BLAH. When I am not writing 'about me' I am a designer. By the power of the internet it is possible to look at my site: www.suziewebb.co.uk

My Interests

5... 4... 3... 2... 1... I.N.T.E.R.E.S.T.S (nope haven't got any)

I'd like to meet:

my friends

Music:

I think I'd like to electro boogaloo in a mungaloid discoclubbe with some dirty punks on acid. Wanna come, it's only £3 in?