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Queenie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Apparently according to some uptheirownarse newspapers and mags its no longer cool to have Myspace ‘friends’ who are not actually your mates. I quite like the fact that I got some on board – Big Up the Randoms! How offended would they be if I declined their requests and who am I to do such a thing? It’s not very nice to make folk feel so terribly sad and unloved … having said that, I should point out that this does not necessarily make me a swinger. So stop asking.Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Posh Toffs, Skinny Bitches, Screaming Gaylords, Freak Geeks and Paranoid DJs

My Blog

Prince in London

>> Let's go crazy Prince livens up London We love Prince. He's been awesome in concert this summer. When he went to film his new music video, Prince walked up to the director and every member of t...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:31:00 GMT

Apparently we like porn...

British towns claimed the top 6 spots in a global list of the places where the most people typed 'porn' into search engine Google. Milton Keynes was at no. 1 followed by Sheffield, Birmingham, Manches...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:51:00 GMT

Postcard from Glastonbury

  Arrive Saturday mid-morning : light rain Wait 1 HOUR  for the onsite car pass to be sorted out (shambles or what?) Eventually arrive backstage compound West Dance Tent - quagmire but stil...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:51:00 GMT

Speeding fine/points on licence loophole

Sent from a UK Magistrate's Court official:  In the courseof my investigation into "fines, their payment methods, and how Points are automatically added against drivers licences" we discovered s...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:28:00 GMT

Mobile Phone Karma

So, some crackwhore bitch stole my handbag from under my chair in a packed restaurant in Soho, amongst the prime stuff stolen: my new ipod and Blackberry Pearl . Luckily I am well insured. I am walkin...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 13:34:00 GMT

something I always tend to forget:

In order to work in the city you have to spend money on yourself - because its just shit sometimes isnt it?  Public transport/roadworks/other Londoners/tourists/congestion charge just drive me ro...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:43:00 GMT

Celine Dion has sent me a friend request:

I'm sorry, but I just can't. click. accept. I have to draw the line and she is definitely on the other side!
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:56:00 GMT

noo stuff

The Westbury has now opened in our local manor,  newest edition in Steve Blonde's emerging empire, pretty busy on opening weekend but probably because it was papped to death in the press.  P...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:34:00 GMT

I have been more illin than you

you think I jest? how many of you have had to take 2 plastic bags with you on the bus home because you were scared you were going to vom and then you actually vom - not once love - but twice 1.Te...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:16:00 GMT

I have lived too long in the city

There is only one person who is more premenstrual than me and thats me when I am premenstrual. When those idiots selling crappy beauty packages outside TopShop approach me; I just stare them out ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:27:00 GMT