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rory

About Me

So so so... I’m from So Cal. San Diego to be exact. I love discussion, heated debate, philosophy, and absurdist abstraction. Why I left the ocean to come to Davis I don’t know why. Currently I work as a seasonal ocean lifeguard for the city of Encinitas. I plan to take over the world one day either with my charm and charisma or by the force of orange monkeys trained to fling frozen produce at high velocity while riding on elephants. Make sure to vote RORY ALLEN for Dictator of the World 2024

My Interests

World events, Political Science, History, Running, Surfing, Swimming, Hanging at the beach (or pool), RISK, Deutschland, learning new languages,

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a lot of people from history: the founding fathers of America, Jacobin (cause he was crazy and French), Otto von Bismarck (a slightly less crazy German), JFK, my parents when they were young hippies.

Music:

What is... music?

Movies:

eh I'm a miser so I don't go to the movies much. space balls, 1942, LoTR, star wars, Monty Python.

Television:

I don't have a TV. But I would watch, MythBusters, History Channel, Arrested Development, Simpsons, Family Guy, West Wing (early seasons), Black Adder (reruns), Iron Chef, Black Adder, Invader ZIM, Absolutely Fabulous, anything BBC, Dibley, Faulty Towers, Keeping up Apprearances

Books:

Catch 22, 1984, Animal Farm, H.P. Lovecraft, Heart of Darkness, Stranger in a Strange Land, Dune, Edgar Alan Poe, Hitch Hiker's Guide

Heroes:

Gahndi, MLK, JFK, Linclon, Neil Young?!?