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Ride

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About Me

I'm fun, clever and sexy. I'm the hottest ride anyone would have the chance to experience. I'm the greatest fuck and the greatest friend. Most of my in-your-face qualities are purposefully exaggerated for laughs. Despite my carnal instincts, I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I'm open. I'm sensitive. I'm a sweetheart. I'm a lover. I'm witty and bitchy yet gentle and calm. I'm an open book and an open guy. I'm intellectual. I'm socialist. I'm creative. I love making great connections with people. I love all things intellectual, sexy, chic, foreign, and clever. I'm social. I'm powerful. I know what I want and I know how to get it. I love to dance. I love to get trashy. I'm responsible. I don't mind sharing my thoughts, my growth, my happiness, or my hardships with others. People excite me. Music excites me. Big dicks and hot asses excite me. I'm a good guy. Those who don't think I am are those that don't bother to talk to me or they've set up expectations for me I never intended to fill, or they have some set of standards they think everyone else should live by. I don't live by the morals of other people. I love life. And I used to not. I'm hot and I know it. I'm hot and you know it. Everybody wants me and I want you. Wanna ride?
You are a
Social Liberal
(71% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(5% permissive)

You are best described as a:
Socialist
Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test My score on The Political Objectives Test :
Progressive
(You scored 64 Equality, 64 Liberty, and 28 Stability!)
Your commitment to both liberty and equality makes you a blend of the Liberal and the Socialist. For you liberty and equality are two parts of the same condition. Everyone has to be free to pursue their own way-of-life but in order for that to happen everyone must start with a similar basic standard of living.You value liberty particularly in cultural and personal life. You also value government intervention to promote equity in economic life while still supporting private enterprise. If this is too bland for you then try the Radical on for size.
Link: The Political Objectives Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master ( RGSM )
Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.
You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.
Your exact male opposite:
The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a guy you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on..WITHOUT sleeping with him. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.
If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.
ALWAYS AVOID.. : The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)
CONSIDER : The Bachelor (DGSM), The Poolboy (RGSD)
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating .

My Interests

Press Play.The Boys in line for Scissor Sisters!Black Rock City. Travel. International Affairs. Makeup. Culture. Music. Fashion. Clubbing. Go-Go-Dancing. Sushi. Porn. Glitter. Pink Mammoth. Fire Dancing. Exhibitionism. Whatever makes me laugh. Whatever makes me cum. Vodka. Sake. Shochu. Pinot Noir. Cognac. Veuve. Vicodin. Peanut Butter. Dolce & Gabanna. www.sfhousemusic.com. l'Union Européene. Martinis. Looking hot. Fingernail Polish. Le Marais. Underwear. Fun Fur. Intellect. Prada. Art. The UN. Le TGV. Seahorses. Low-Budget Airlines. Language. Trader Joes. France. Connection. Armani. Big Cocks and Hot Asses. LoveFest. Skyscrapers. Le Métro. Extreme Weather. Audrey Tautou. Engrish. The Discovery & History Channels. Halloween. Friends. Love. Life. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex – I wasn’t given the name “Ride” for nothing.

I'd like to meet:

Fréderic Michalek, Hilary Clinton, both Jakes, and you.

Music:

House. Electro House. Tech House. Deep House. Funky House. Tech/Funk. Naked Music. Electroclash. EBM. Industrial. Rock. Pop - what is "POP" anyway?? Scissor Sisters. Björk. Calogero. Peter Rauhofer. Telephone. Johnny Fiasco. Benny Goodman. Madonna. DJ Seven. Indochine. Saves the Day. Mastiksoul. Goldfrapp. System of a Down. Waldeck. Funker Vogt. Diam's. Alex Gopher. Apoptygma Berzerk. No Assembly Firm. Tony Moran. the Killers. Saeed Younan. Nirvana. TradeMarq. Billy Holliday. Edith Piaf. DJ Sneak. Pedro the Lion. Razed in Black. Artie Shaw. Morrissey. Andy Caldwell. Robbie Williams. Mount Sims. Danni Minogue. Mark Farina. Mirwais. Rilo Kiley. Santiago & Bushido. Counting Crows. Dirty Sanchez. Justin Martin. The Dorsey Brothers. Danny "Buddah" Morales. Placebo. Claude Von Stroke. Tarkan. Ella Fitzgerald. Thomas Fersen. Tchaikovsky. Deep Forest. Craig's Brother. Kinsey Sicks. Souixsie & the Banshees. Olivia Ruiz. Franz Ferdinand. etc..etc... .. ..

Movies:

Shortbus. Amélie. Delicatessen. Brokeback Mountain. Devil Wears Prada. American Beauty. Fight Club. Girls Will be Girls. Kill Bill 1 & 2. Snatch. Lost in Translation. Lemony Snickets A Serious of Unfortunate Events. Life Aquatic. The Sixth Sense. Party Girl. Being Juila. Gazon Maudit (French Twist). Auntie Mame. Velvet Goldmine. Pulp Fiction. The Exorcist. The Wedding Singer. etc..etc.. If it's good and artistic in almost every way, or if it's just over the top ridiculous in a way that pleases me, I'll like it. Especiallement si c'est un film Français.

Television:

Sex & the City. Ab Fab. Heroes. Mythbusters. The Simpsons. Fat Actress. Anthony Bourdain No Reservations. French & Saunders.

Books:

Les Miserablesm Jane Eyre, The Catcher in the Rye are some of my favorites. I enjoyed the Clash of Civilizations and the Remaking of World Order, by Samuel P. Huntington (the post-article book, although I would argue with many points), and I'm currently reading the French text of Candide. I generally like books on international politics, society or history. I don't read as often as I would like though, and I know there are more books out there that I've read that I thoroughly enjoyed, many of them I read in college. But I can't think of them at the moment.

Heroes:

Samantha Jones, and anyone who can make me cum without touching myself.

My Blog

Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence  A Biased Case in Anti-Religious Sentiment?

Most of us living in the urban areas of the West Coast are familiar with them. The drag nuns strutting outrageousness at Pride, Folsom, and anywhere else in San Francisco on any given day for that mat...
Posted by Ride on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:02:00 PST

My First Burn

First of all, I have to preface this by explaining that there is no way in hell I can summarize, articulate, compose, or otherwise explain the full extent of what I experienced at Burning Man 2007. Th...
Posted by Ride on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:25:00 PST

MethCheck?! Youve gotta be fucking kidding.

LONDON, Ky. - Detective Brian Lewis returns to his desk after lunch, scanning e-mails he missed. One catches his eye: It says a suspected member of a methamphetamine ring bought a box of Sudafed at 1...
Posted by Ride on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:35:00 PST

Forever, and ever, and "Shut the F@k up!"

What the fuck was that?So, it's a Friday night... not some crazy, wild Friday night as one might expect from me, but a low-key, relaxing, quality Friday night. I had the opportunity to spend this even...
Posted by Ride on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:13:00 PST

Are you wearing makeup?! ...Um... maybe.

As I indicated in my last blog, I spent a long, boring day at work yesterday doing nothing other than checking my email every 5 seconds just to see if any messages found their way into my inbox w...
Posted by Ride on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:41:00 PST

An Overly Boring Day

Have I mentioned that my job sucks?   If I haven't, then I will... My job sucks.   Well, it's not my job that sucks, really. It does... somewhat, but not really. I don't like being here if ...
Posted by Ride on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:47:00 PST

Transition

It has been some time since I've written. I feel as though sometimes it's very easy for me to pull out ideas about which to write yet other times it's more of a struggle and I feel as though there isn...
Posted by Ride on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST

You Have Beautiful Eyes

I write this blog, the first in quite a while I must admit, with a worldview and a motivation quite different than the one from which I had written in the past. In the past, as I'm sure most of you kn...
Posted by Ride on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:45:00 PST

Le Jaseroque

Il brilgue: les tôves lubricilleux Se gyrent en vrillant dans le guave, Enmîmés sont les gougebosqueux, Et le mômerade horsgrave.   Garde-toi du Jaseroque, mon fils! La gueule qui mord; la griffe...
Posted by Ride on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:36:00 PST

Monitoring One's Openness

As many of you have realized by now, whether it be from reading my blogs, talking with me in person, or seeing me on a box at a club, it's safe to say that I'm a pretty open guy, with few inhibitions....
Posted by Ride on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:26:00 PST