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Evanator

If there was any justice my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise

About Me

I'm open-minded. Some People say I look a little like Jamie Kennedy. If you need a friend i'm there. I'm not really into chain letters so please don't send me any. I'm trying to get a 9-5 type job weekends off. Preferably at a library as a clerk or something. If you want to chat with me, I can be found at Aol, Screename Eschwartz80. or on msn messenger.

My Interests

Music, movies, watching basketball, (Miami Heat) and baseball(Florida Marlins), hanging out with my friends(you know who you are), shooting pool, Playing basketball (been a while), clubing downtown at the Los Olas Riverwalk, taking pictures, putting together scrapbooks/photo albums, Kareoke (haven't done this in a while) playing dominos (carribean style), Nostalgia websites, and reading.

I'd like to meet:

old aquaintences/friends.

Music:

Black Eyed Peas, Sean Paul, Journey, Van Halen, Elephant man, Phil Collins, Madonna, Sugar Ray, Queen, Shania Twain, The Temptations, The Four Tops, The Supremes, Aretha Franklin, Kenny Loggins, Rod Stewart, Annie Lennox, Kool and the Gang, Tina Turner, Diana Ross, Linkin Park, Moby, Dan Hartman, The Rascals, The Mamas and the Papas, Wham, Heart, Bob Marley, The Smashing Pumpkins, Eric Clapton, George Harrison, Disco, Reggae, Contemporary Jazz, The Rolling Stones, Marvin Gaye, The Eagles, the Beatles, Alanis Morisette, Gloria Estefan, Green Day, Duran Duran, New Wave, Billy Joel, Elton John, Genesis, Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, Jackson 5, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, Lionel Ritchie, The Commodores, Sting, The Police, Jewel, Fleetwood Mac, Chuck Berry, Hall and Oates, Jon Secada, The Steve Miller Band, Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Maroon 5, Classic Rock, 90's Alternative, Doo Wop, Rick James, Savage Garden, No Doubt, Big band/swing, movie themes, Tom Petty, Jimmy Buffet, Linda Ronstadt, Dionne Warwick, Tears for Fears, Men at Work, Toto, Cindy Lauper, Faith Hill, Guns and Roses, Twisted Sister, Neil Diamond, Simon and Garfunkel, Sarah Mclachlan, Bill Haley and the Comets, U2, Uncle Kracker, Creedence Clearwater Revival, REM, Foreigner, Sam Cooke, Elvis, Garbage, The Hollies, Chicago, Aerosmith, Huey Lewis and The News, Dire Straits, AC-DC, Survivor, Destiny's Child, Beyonce, Billy Ocean, The Ojays, The Spinners, Prince, Hootie and the Blowfish, a few classical music pieces, Sly and the Family Stone, The Doors, ZZ Top, Stephenwolf, The Isley Brothers, The Drifters, Blink 182, to sum it up in a nutshell most popular music from the 1950's to Today

Movies:

Back to the Future trilogy, Harold and Kumar, The Godfather movies, Saw 1 and Saw 2, Touch of Evil, 40 year old virgin, Scarface, Friday, Goodfellas, Casino, The Last Emperor, Any Farrelly Brothers movie; (Dumb and Dumber, There Something About Mary) The American Pie films, The Temptations, Ancorman, Road Trip, Say Anything, Dog Day Afternoon, Greedy, Indiana Jones movies, Empire of the Sun, Used Cars, The Sixth Sense, The Others, Titanic, The Net, While you were Sleeping, Speed, Karate Kid films(excluding the next karate kid), American Beauty, Goldfinger, Thunderball, The Graduate, Rain Man, Risky Business, Scary Movie 2, Halloween, Final Destination, Psycho(1960), The Time Machine(1960), Cloak and Dagger(1984), Heat, The Terminator Films, True Lies, Jerry Maguire, Beverly Hills Cop movies, Shrek, Pixar films, It's a Wonderful Life, The Birds, Vertigo, Men in Black, Gladiator, Scream, Adventures in Babysitting, A Beautiful Mind, Bill and Ted, Wayne's World, Rush Hour 2, Full Metal Jacket, The Dirty Dozen, The Great Escape, The Matrix films, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Big Daddy, Anger Management, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Can't Hardly Wait, Jaws, Hard to Kill, Murder on the Orient Express, Dutch, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly

Television:

Will and Grace, ER, The Cosby Show, The Simpsons, reruns on nick and nite.

Books:

Slaugterhouse 5, Stuart Woods's Stone Barrington novels, sex, murder, twists what more could you ask for LOL, The Godfather, The Catcher in the Rye, Gone with the wind (be warned this is an 900+ page book), Biographies of u favorite celebs; Miss America, and Private Parts, both written by the shock jock Howard Stern, Black like Me, The Diary of Anne Frank, Lucky Winner by Carl Hiasen, The Temptations, The Godfather Returns (Just bought this one), Wiseguys (book that inspired the movie Goodfellas) All Music Guide to Rock, Pop and Soul, Rolling Stone Magazine, Maxim, The Da Vinci Code

Heroes:

None currently, but Michael Jordan and Shaq are cool. I know it may sound lame my dad. My bro (not related) Jason, and surrogate younger brother Josef. Man I probadly wouldn't have been able to get through what he has been through.

My Blog

Has-been

Season 1 Eric Goldberg who played the father Sargent George Peterson on The Petersons has not had much luck recently with his career, 2 years after the show was cancelled he has been on...
Posted by Evanator on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:07:00 PST

Thinking of mom and the experience of losing loved ones (tissues may be necessary)

When a relative or a friend passes you certaintly think about them a lot. But as time goes by you don't think too much of them. But still will think of them periodically. One of my friends was worried...
Posted by Evanator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Boutiques by Evan Schwartz

New York, May, 1959- high school friends, Sandra Ellis, Sara Rivera, Katrina Lundy, and Amber Pacino, are in a singing group called The Maids-In-Waiting and are recruited by Jeanie Wilcox, to be one o...
Posted by Evanator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Last Resort by Evan Schwartz (completed)

I'm not sure If I can call this a story at this point in time but here goes. A whole bunch of friends fly out in a helicoptor one weekend with their rich friend to his family's resort out on an island...
Posted by Evanator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Distractions by Evan Schwartz (I would appreciated some comments on this)

Characters Inspried by the Temptations, The Del-Vikings, Linda Mccartney, Sly and the Family Stone, Rick Springfield, Rick James, Lionel Ritchie, Hall and Oates Diana Ross, Berry Gordy, annonymous (yo...
Posted by Evanator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dreams

We all dream. We have good dreams, bad dreams, nightmares, wet dreams(don't worry we're not getting into those). Among my favorite dreams, was one where I saw a girl, I had a major crush, on in h...
Posted by Evanator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST