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Saucy Ness

I'm a star, bitch! I don't give a fuck! Don't be surprised when this bitch starts blowin' up!

About Me


"Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear." - Thomas Jefferson
Hrm, I suppose that this is where I'm supposed to write this long, drawn out autobiography.. but I won't bore you with the details! Basically... my passions include: music, wine, and sushi. I Love to smile, and laugh, all the time; although, when necessary, I'm rather serious. I use AIM & MSN Messenger, so if you'd like to talk there, contact me for my screen names.
LiLnEsSa: yep the turkeys are calling saying they want their brother back
LiLnEsSa: eskimo likes twizzlers.
LiLnEsSa: eskimo is my doggy by the way
Roger: oh! i thought u had an eskimo person as a pet
LiLnEsSa: hahahaha
Roger: i was gonna say!
LiLnEsSa: no, im not an eskimo oppressor
Roger: thats too bad... they should be wiped out, the lot of them
KinkyCheshireCat: ...dnb is rly horny music
LiLnEsSa: wtf
LiLnEsSa: lol i think ur the first person to ever say that to me
KinkyCheshireCat: it is
KinkyCheshireCat: wtf? im honest...MANY ppl think it...dey juz don say shit...
ENG3SC: holy shit yo, its vanessa.
ENG3SC: can you sign my boobs?
LiLnEsSa: omg
LiLnEsSa: lol
LiLPnEsSa: haha fo'sho!
ENG3SC: mathematically speaking
ENG3SC: if alcohol = later
LiLnEsSa: bwahaha
ENG3SC: then food + now = yay OH NOEZ.
ENG3SC: to the power of OMFG.
LiLnEsSa: if i werent so lazy right now.. that would be myspace worthy
ENG3SC: "Why do I wanna go to heaven if im not gonna know anyone there?"
ENG3SC: that is myspace worthy.
trait snapshot:
messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting

My Interests

midnight swims ... jah-CUZZI!
music
DnB
shooting pool
programming
drinking
partying
love
traveling
learning something new every day
sushi
mom's home cooking
jamming to good music
singing(at all times)
nice people
hookahs with yummy sheesha in them
food
conversationalists
amazingly funny people
trying new things
wine
muskat otonel
late nights/early mornings
the sunrise/sunset
the beach
holding hands
kissing
my dogs
cows!
boquerones and other spanish appetizers
lust
natural beauty
long flights to spain
bassdrive
rollerblading
passion
intelligence

any form of good humor
laughing
talking
smiling
arguing (discussions.. not fights) :)
films
tv
reading
parties
music
trying fruitlessly to learn instruments
computers
and did I mention.. more Music?

I'd like to meet:

YOU! eh, probably not. In all honesty, if you've got something to say, I want to hear it. Also, anyone who can open my mind, and stimulate it. Oh, and people who can make me laugh.

Music:

80s hair bands = ftw ;)
17th Boulevard
Timbaland
bob dylan
lynyrd skynyrd
el canto del loco
bebe
arctic monkeys
gnarls barkley
jarabe de palo
She Wants Revenge
the editors (thnx G)
hawthorne heights
thursday
nofx
coheed and cambria
the beatles
dj marky
fall out boy
incubus
razing akina
mampi swift
tech itch
hanson
the flaming lips
the ditty bops
nfg
no doubt
deftones
dashboard confessional
panic! at the disco
reel big fish
the postal service
old nonpoint and dwr
al is well (rip i think)
Only In Theaters (rip)
the roots
a bunch of other deceased miami local bands
gridlock
breakage
dom n roland
george harrison and john lennon solo shit
mxpx
dj fresh
evol intent
dance hall crashers
taking back sunday
older green day
molotov
john b
shy fx
squarepusher
mariah carey
gavin degraw
tyler hilton
less than jake
the killers
aphex twin
otis redding
bb king
sum 41
incubus
slipknot
unsung zeroes(rip)
bcuk
senses fail
mos def
36 mafia (lol)
silverstein
and the list goes on.. ask for more if its really that important

Movies:

Whats Eating Gilbert Grape
The Machinist
Pirates of the Caribbean (1+2)
Life is Beautiful
Finding Neverland
Memento, Pulp Fiction
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
lots and lots of Documentaries
Troy
Alexander
Trainspotting
Basketball Diaries
The Incredibles
The Aviator
Dogma
Clerks
Chasing Amy (really, anything Kevin Smith)
Donny Darko
Harry Potter(all 4)
The Beatles films
etc (lots of other films, just ask)

Television:

Dead Like Me
Will & Grace (it's brilliant I tell you!)
Arrested Development
That 70s Show
The Discovery Channel
The History Channel
Animal Planet
Documentaries
Futurama
Family Guy
Simpsons
Doctor Who
when I actually take the time to sit still for a bit and watch the soul sucker ;)

Books:

Currently reading:
What Came Before He Shot Her by Elizabeth George
The Probable Future by Alice Hoffman
Go Ask Alice
Angels and Demons
The DaVinci Code
Poe
Harry Potter
The Science of Good and Evil
Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles and Mayfair Witches series
LOTR series, and the Hobbit
Kamasutra books
Rimbaud
anything about the Freemasons and the Illuminati
The Pillow Book (funny stuff.. lots of insight.)
History Readings
The Bible Code
Gnostic Gospels
and many more

Heroes:

Angelina Jolie
Gwen Stefani
My family

My Blog

Wow.. wikipedia = god.

So, as another hurricane season is upon us --well has been for 3 months now-- and soon-to-be Hurricane Ernesto may be hitting our lovely Florida coast, I decided to check out wikipedia.  And, wel...
Posted by Saucy Ness on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:42:00 PST

Late night/early morning randomness

Alright, 5:30 am, still up. So please pardon my randomness. :P Like anyone cares or reads this crap anyway. But it's alright, I don't mind  ;) Anywho, You know how at the top of your homepage you...
Posted by Saucy Ness on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:37:00 PST

New Job... and loving it

So I already posted this as a bulletin.. but here's the blog version, + anextra photo. as apparently the foreigner decided I was cool enough to take photos with. It's not so much a brag as it is excit...
Posted by Saucy Ness on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:02:00 PST

so bored... yet easily amused ;)

Your Personality Profile You are sexy, powerful, and bold.You're full of passion and energy...Sometimes this passion has a dark side.You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.You never fai...
Posted by Saucy Ness on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST

Europe Photos

Okay, so scroll your mouse over each photo for a sec and a little description shall pop up! On the Flight (11 June 2006) London (12-16 June 2006): Spain (16-26 June 2006) Back in Miami (26 J...
Posted by Saucy Ness on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:42:00 PST

International Nessa!

Alright, so here I am in Madrid, about to leave for Barcelona for a day, and then Ibiza for the weekend... Talk about traveling too much! lol.. naw, its NEVER too much! I love it! Madrid has been grea...
Posted by Saucy Ness on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:01:00 PST

Fridays Debauchery!

Photos from 2nd June @ Laundry Bar: Digital, the Engineer, and Residents                       And this weekend, I'm off to london! yeah!...
Posted by Saucy Ness on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:37:00 PST

Vacation!!!!

So, It's official!! I'm finally going to have a vacation...... haven't had one since 2001. But I think it's well worth the wait! I head to Madrid, Spain from June 10th through the 25th, and I'm takin...
Posted by Saucy Ness on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:08:00 PST

Drunken Weekend...

So, here are some photos from my fun, drunken weekend! friday and sunday.. the laundry bar crew:   LB again : Chiggers 21st birthday bbq.. so happily drunk hahahah : Chigger's birthay: Chigger...
Posted by Saucy Ness on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:05:00 PST

Gas War - Fuck $4 a gallon! An Idea that WILL work

GAS WAR - an idea that WILL workThis was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It ' s worth your consideration.Join t...
Posted by Saucy Ness on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:42:00 PST