Aliens, and PornstarsAdamson's Top Ten DUI Quotes: 1. Shit, good thing I'm not driving! 2. Can you take the wheel, I can't see the lions anymore...I mean the lines 3. Don't worry if the cop pulls me over for swerving I'll just tell him it's because I'm drunk 4. Holy shit! We almost died there eh? Who the fuck invented pot holes 5. Don't worry it's legal to drink and drive. Er..wait, or is it drive then drink... 6. It just occurred to me that I'm 17 beers deep. 7. Well I can pull over in the middle of the road if you have to piss, I don't think I can pull over to the side of the road without ending up in the ditch 8. I CAN'T SEE SHIT!! 9. Can you grab the wheel for a sec, I just have to piss 10. Alright before you guys all accuse me of being a bad driver, it's only because I'm really drunk, and pretty stoned.
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The Clash, Sublime, Canned Heat, The Doors, The Ramones, The Pixies, Nirvana, Sex Pistols, The Streets, Nine Inch Nails, David Bowie, Bob Marley, Smashing Pumpkins, Simon and Garfunkel, and Alice in Chains
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