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The Rich Walker

About Me

I'm so gay.Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 80% Wonder Woman 78% Supergirl 68% Spider-Man 65% Batman 60% Green Lantern 60% Catwoman 60% Iron Man 60% Superman 55% Hulk 55% Robin 50% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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Name: The Rich Walker
Birthday: August 2
Birthplace: Scarborough
Current Location: Still locked in the cellar, don't know when daddy's going let me out
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: light brown ;)
Height: A delightful 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, being left handed is for fags
Your Heritage: Irish Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: DCs
Your Weakness: Getting kicked in the balls
Your Fears: Getting kicked in the balls from behind
Your Perfect Pizza: I like my pizza the way I like my men, lotsa meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Kicking a bull in the balls from behind
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You're going to DIE BITCH! I CAN SEE YOU!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who is this chick my bed? What is this shit on my face? My God what is that awful smell?
Your Best Physical Feature: My balls
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: 1969, ha 69
Pepsi or Coke: Coca Cola, pepsi is for poor people
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds, if you wanna spell it right, that is
Single or Group Dates: All I need is my dog...and maybe some peanut butter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced Tea is for Fags
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm not racist, I'm colourblind
Cappuccino or Coffee: Caffeine will kill you
Do you Smoke: Just Crack
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Only when paid
Do you Shower Daily: Ha, I don't even own a shower
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, but apparently interspecies love is illegal
Do you want to go to College: No, but I'm here anyways
Do you want to get Married: If she wants to
Do you belive in yourself: No, nobody does, :( My mom never hugged me, and my dad never took me fishing
Do you get Motion Sickness: That's for girls
Do you think you are Attractive: Well if I look anything like my reflection, then hell ya
Are you a Health Freak: Obviously
Do you get along with your Parents: They lock me in cellars for weeks sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I'm more of a fan of the thunderbolt
Do you play an Instrument: Recorder
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You know, once or twice...
In the past month have you Smoked: Just crack
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just crack
In the past month have you gone on a Date: To the petting zoo ;)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Gay question
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've eaten a few boxes this past month ;)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi is for girls
In the past month have you been on Stage: Once or twice...
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, just widowed
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Technically
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the heart of America ;)
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, by your mom. ooooooooo
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, but I'm 12-0 against women and children
Ever Shoplifted: That's for girls, I smoke crack instead
How do you want to Die: Get hit by lightning while mini putting
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Back up goalie for the San Jose Sharks
What country would you most like to Visit: Bat country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatev
Favourite Hair Color: Whatev
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter then me
Weight: Skinnier then me
Best Clothing Style: Hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: 76, no wait 77
Number of CDs I own: like infinity
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 14
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I coulda killed more hookers
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My Interests

Aliens, and PornstarsAdamson's Top Ten DUI Quotes: 1. Shit, good thing I'm not driving! 2. Can you take the wheel, I can't see the lions anymore...I mean the lines 3. Don't worry if the cop pulls me over for swerving I'll just tell him it's because I'm drunk 4. Holy shit! We almost died there eh? Who the fuck invented pot holes 5. Don't worry it's legal to drink and drive. Er..wait, or is it drive then drink... 6. It just occurred to me that I'm 17 beers deep. 7. Well I can pull over in the middle of the road if you have to piss, I don't think I can pull over to the side of the road without ending up in the ditch 8. I CAN'T SEE SHIT!! 9. Can you grab the wheel for a sec, I just have to piss 10. Alright before you guys all accuse me of being a bad driver, it's only because I'm really drunk, and pretty stoned.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, Adolf Hitler, George W. Bush, Kurt cobain, Joe Strummer, Brad Nowell, Sid Vicious, Johnny Rotten, Winston Churchill, Wladimar the Impaler, Leonardo da Vinci, Pope John Paul II, Jim Morrison, William the Conqueror, Julius Caesar, David Bowie, Hannibal, Napolean, Alexander the Great, Ted Bundy, Frank Abagnale, Jack the Ripper, Robin Hood, John Goddi, Jesse James, Liam Lynch, Vito Corleone, Gilbert Grape, Captain Jack Sparrow, John Nash, Mario Lemiuex, George Jung, and Tony Montana

Music:

The Clash, Sublime, Canned Heat, The Doors, The Ramones, The Pixies, Nirvana, Sex Pistols, The Streets, Nine Inch Nails, David Bowie, Bob Marley, Smashing Pumpkins, Simon and Garfunkel, and Alice in Chains

Movies:

Porn, and Gladiator

Television:

Porn, and The O.C.

Books:

Penthouse, Hustler, and Playboy

Heroes:

Barrett Blade, Easy Motherfucking E, and David Hasselhoff