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Sexual Hazard

matador_wang

About Me

..I want to procrastinate all over your chest. Hi! I'm the Wang. My top 5 are my groups. EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO is my alter ego and solo project. Checkitout.
I have new group with Spenser of Korupture called Dancefloor Masterforce. Joke band or 100% serious? You be the judge. ™ V2.5

My Interests

Kris Peck.

Music:

Thin Lizzy, Queen, Sir Lord Baltimore, Flower Travelling Band, The Police, The Smiths, Gentle Giant, Nina Hagen, Gruppo Sportivo, Freddie Mercury's lone solo album, Jackie Mitto, Coburn, Trilok Gurtu, Rory Gallagher, Deee-Lite

Movies:

Anything Nicholas Cage is in, especially NEXT.

Television:

lame shit

Books:

I DURNT READ BOOKS.

Heroes:



Charles Bronson aka Paul Kersey
Steven Seagal
Dolph Lundgren
Chuck Norris
Jean Claude Van Damme
Ray Liotta
Billy Zane
Malcom X
Francis Bok
Li Cunxin
Mark Mathabane

My Blog

Countdown to Freedom?

I'm at the last three days of my job, and so far it's been the longest week of my life.  36 hours of work remain.  There's a concrete pour tomorrow with 4 new labourers, and I foresee amatue...
Posted by Sexual Hazard on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:54:00 PST

Smoked Salmon part deux

Here is a list of everyone I work with:John: My boss. He's like 68 but he's an ox. He was my dad's co-worker/boss way back in the 70s-80s it turns out. He has a really high temper but he's really good...
Posted by Sexual Hazard on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:25:00 PST

Smoked Salmon

I like to go to the grocery store when I'm stoned. It's a very light-hearted thrill, something goofy always happens.-Overheard a fat man calling his wife fat in front of their retarded kid that was g...
Posted by Sexual Hazard on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:16:00 PST

Selling a bunch of rare gaming shit on ebay

Right now I've got an original Limited Edition Ice Blue GB Pocket w/GB Camera and other assorted games & accessories on ebay.  In the coming hours I'm going to add a DS/GBA game lot including...
Posted by Sexual Hazard on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:33:00 PST

Bands with appeal that I will never comprehend

I haven't complained about music for a long time.  I am far overdue. 1. The Pillows -- bottom of the barrel japanese rock.  I bet if I recorded myself taking a shit and my muffled farts mad...
Posted by Sexual Hazard on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:23:00 PST

Catch BSOB @ Bitoz tonight

BSOB As I Am Sudden Death Squad Jeffree Star 8pm BSOB sounds tighter than we ever have and it might be one of our last shows so if you're not a piece of shit, come watch us and the other fine entert...
Posted by Sexual Hazard on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:03:00 PST

Apr 27th - May 16th = Wang in the West Coast

I'll be around Oregon/Washington/Nevada/California if anyone wants to meet up.  just leave me a message.
Posted by Sexual Hazard on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:36:00 PST

shitting cunts

jessica is go: them shits drool jessica is go: AHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAH SkullsAlive: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAH SkullsAlive: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAHAHAH jessica is go: HAHHAHAHAHA...
Posted by Sexual Hazard on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:16:00 PST

Ms. Elizabeth Robinson has gone MIA

phone is turned off myspace has been erased I have no way of contacting her If you know where she is, how to get a hold of her, or are in contact of her now, tell her to give me a call or drop a line ...
Posted by Sexual Hazard on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:26:00 PST

Postal - Uwe Boll

version 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVzPtDRnCgQ version 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaNoQCokHo8 I honest to God thought this was fake the first time I saw it. Do my eyes deceive me? Is ...
Posted by Sexual Hazard on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:08:00 PST