Anchorage Driver Ethics |
1. Turning signals will give away your next move. A real Anchorage driver never uses them. 2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or some...
Posted by Howie~ on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:40:00 PST |
Random Myspace Survey... My marriage age is 33 |
How old are you going to be when you get married?Put an X in every box that applies to you[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee[x] You keep trac...
Posted by Howie~ on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:03:00 PST |
Things People Say In Court... |
Things people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteen. Q: What year? A: Every year. --------------------------------------------------- Q: What gear we...
Posted by Howie~ on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST |
If GM developed technology as fast as Microsoft... |
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would...
Posted by Howie~ on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:36:00 PST |
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord |
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movi...
Posted by Howie~ on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:35:00 PST |
Things you can do if you know you're going to fail a test anyways! |
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud....
Posted by Howie~ on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:16:00 PST |
Worst Analogies Written By High School Students |
- They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth. -He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind becau...
Posted by Howie~ on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST |
The Top 10 Douchebag Cars! |
An interesting compilation. For sure. ..10 Maserati: This car is in the number 10 spot only because of their lack of prescence on the road. Typical of a mid-30s douchebag, these cars can be found wi...
Posted by Howie~ on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:39:00 PST |
Trifflin Biaches! |
Honestly... Recently, I bought a 1996 Eagle Talon... Yes, it's an import car, and YES I am Asian. It's fully stock, and I plan to keep it like that. Yet, what the fuck is with these fuckers alon...
Posted by Howie~ on Fri, 12 May 2006 01:29:00 PST |
Awesome Math Trick! Try it! |
Cool Math Trick 1. Grab a calculator (You won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the firs...
Posted by Howie~ on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 12:43:00 PST |
