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Matt

Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell

About Me

There isnt much to say about me, Im afraid Im very boring in fact. Dont let people fool you with all those stories about me being drunk and beligerent and occasionaly violent. Mere propaganda being created by my enemies to discredit me. And people say Im paranoid, sheesh. Its not just a conspiricy and the world really is out to get me..... I just dont have all the evidence yet to prove it. Yet.

My Interests

Firearms, Shooting pool, reading, woodworking, beautiful women, and large sums of cash in unmarked bills

I'd like to meet:

Budda, Ted Nugent, Albert Einstein, R. Lee Ermy, Krishna, Harry Houdini, Dick Cheney (just so I could give him some tips on accuracy...) Jesus Christ (just so I can let him know whats going on down here in his name- Bong hits for jesus!)

Music:

Anything from Johnny Cash and George Jones to Metallica and Social Distortion. Not to mention my favorite, Mismo - You rock and you know who you are :)

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket (Get down off my obstacle! Get the Fuck down off my obstacle!!, I am gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!) Boondock Saints, The Big Hit, Kill Bill, South Park, and many, many more that I cant think of at the moment. Updates as my memory allows......

Television:

Family Guy, Smallville, The A-Team(just for the van and the theme music, and for teaching an entire generation that it is possible to shoot 5000 rounds of ammunition and not hit a single person...)

Books:

The Lord of the Rings, The Stand and too many other S.K. novels to list. Almost anything by Dean Koontz, and most of the William Johnstone catalog.

Heroes:

Anyone who is not afraid to be themselves no matter what others might say and those who have the courage to stick to their convictions no matter how unpopular they might be.

My Blog

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Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST