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Mark The Brain

“Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live” - Charles Bukowski

About Me

center I am now 30 years old and refuse to grow up. My childhood best friend is still my best friend. I work in the insurance industry. I'm a life long New Yorker born in Brooklyn and brainwashed in Long Island now living In Wisconsin.

I'm outgoing but love quiet time once in a while. I am somewhat funny, crass, foul mouthed yet respectful, Loud, driven, friendly, Long Island white trash, sometimes numb, torn, distant, sad, worried, smart, eager to learn anything. (I am a walking data base of bullshit knowledge). I'm a mutt and proud of every bit of my heritage. I am a rather moderate conservative but have many "liberal" beliefs. I like shit hole bars with delusional old bartenders and good jukeboxes. Dont leave a camera around me or you'll find some fucked up pics when you develop the film. I like proclaiming random shit, I can remember lyrics like no ones business. I can't dance or sing for shit (not that it ever stops me), grumpy old people make me smile, When little kids curse I think it's funny. I dont think you're ever to old to run away and join the circus. I will try anything once and even twice if you put a gun to my head. I'm still trying to figure my life out but am really in no big hurry. My friends and my family motivate me to be a better person and I love them all for it. Though I'm not perfect (by any stretch) they are still there for me. For all the fucked up shit I have done in my life they have stood by me and anyone who can put up with that shit deserves all the adoration and love I can give. I have the utmost love and respect for my friends because when it all comes down to it they chose to be a part of my life.

I hereby proclaim Net Flix rules and I will indeed fuck you up in a hardcore game of scrabble.

I'm not afraid to try anything once which leads to me currently living in Wisconsin though my heart is still in Long Island.
My World Visitor Map I'm keeping track of you fuckers.
U CAUTION IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP MARK AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
You are Frank. You know a lot more than you first
let on and lead people into temptation. "I
can do anything I want...and so can you."
Which Donnie Darko Character Are You?
..

My Interests

My likes and interest include but arent limited to, Long Island, New York City, Cooking, open spaces, Eerily quiet places, The beach, Dogs, Art, music, beer, Backpacking, Salvador Dali, Traditional art, good books, road trips and driving with no real destination, tattoos, piercings, cooking (especially for other people), geocaching, anything outdoors, fruity pebbles, good food, good hygene, Comfortable boots, O&A, Comedy, guacamole, wreaking havoc, Making people laugh even at my own expense, Kink and BDSM, drawing, swimming, being outside at night, sculpture, cursing, public nudity is still funny to me and I enjoy indulging once in a while, breaking shit, burning shit, hitting shit, blowing myself up and ending up in the Stonybrook burn unit for a few weeks, homestarruner.com, My Jeep XJ, suicidegirls.com, Psychology, Philosophy, Sociology, Culture, Non fiction movies and books, urban exploring, Music, The outdoors, camping, hiking, off roading, photography, rain, learning, thunderstorms, affection.

Yoo hoo in a glass bottle I dont mess with that carton shit. Oh and BROOKLYN LAGER !!!!

I'd like to meet:

Not sure, contact me and see if I reply. I am keen on Midgets, circus freaks, criminals, human cannonballs, porn stars, kinky people, card counters, melonheads, fellow Long Islanders, comedians, Tattoo artists, stuntmen, fetishists, llama farmers, parolees, WACKBAGGERS, convicted murderers, carnival barkers, counterfeiters, Russian mobsters, street performers, the people who hide your other sock, car keys and remote, Jehovas witnesses, gadget inventors, contortionists,Stephen Colbert, satan worshippers, traveling salesmen, Donkey Kong, dairy farmers, pirates, animators, reanimators, ghosthunters, street performers, urban legends, Oh and the people who model for those cute Lil lawn gnomes. Oh and Jill Nicolini

Music:



Social Distortion, Mike Ness, Dropkick Murphys, Black Flag, Burden Brothers, Sparta, Sick Of It All, A Perfect Circle, The Mars Volta, The Ramones, Tool, C.K.Y., Deftones, Beastie Boys, Agnostic Front, Queens of the Stone Age, Stiff little fingers, Dead Kennedy's, Foo Fighters, Osaka Popstar, Brand New, Dashboard Confessional, Toadies, Alkaline Trio, Sublime, Ministry, Johnny Cash, Bjork, The Misfits, Led Zeppelin, King Crimson, Anthrax, Seether, Stone Temple Pilots, Goldfinger, Jack Johnson, Pink Floyd, Chuck Berry, Breaking Benjamin, Murphy's Law, Biohazard, Alice in Chains, Dick Dale, Slipknot, Sparta, At the drive in, Taproot, The Clash, Green Day, Portishead, Alice Cooper, Atari Teenage Riot, My Chemical Romance, The Ramones, Jethro Tull, Lords of Acid, Agnostic Front, Jack off Jill, Nick Cave, Pantera, Jimi Hendrix, NOFX, Taproot, Henry Rollins, Nada Surf, The Nerds, Audioslave, The Strokes, Tom Waits, Biohazard, Rancid, Stone Sour, System of a Down, V.O.D., Les Claypool, Primus, Pennywise, WHITE ZOMBIE (; I'm all over the fucking place.

Movies:

American History X, 21 Grams, 25th hour, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Boondock Saints, Crash, House of 1000 corpses, Garden State, F**K, Smokin aces, Running with Scissors, Pulp Fiction, School for scoundrels, Stranger than Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Super Troopers, Fight Club, The history of violence, Cinderella Man, Club Dread, 13 Conversations About One Thing, Basquiat, You and me and everyone we know, Orange County, Scarface, Went to Coney Island on a mission from god.... be back by five, True Romance, Big Fish, Man on Fire, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Buffalo 66' , Office space, Old School, The Usual Suspects, Guys & Dolls, Caddy shack, Animal House, Play Misty for Me, The Princess Bride, American Pie , Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Crash, Spaceballs,Apocalypse now, Blazing Saddles, CKY 1 2 3 4, Goodfellas, The Shawshank Redemption, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Reality Bites, Stripes Primal Fear, Fast Times at Ridgemont high, High Fidelity, Donnie Darko, Empire Records, The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Reservoir Dogs, One Crazy Summer, Trainspotting, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Fargo, Clerks, Mallrats, The Deer Hunter, Chasing Amy, Slackers, Drinking Games, True Romance, 4 rooms, Any National Lampoons movies, Walk the line, Platoon, Swingers, Godfather, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Midnight Cowboy, A Bronx Tail, Raging Bull, Once Upon a Time in America, Carlito's way, Angels With Dirty Faces, Billy Bathgate, King of New York, Brighton Beach Memoirs, Serpico, Documentaries and biographical movies.

Television:



Lost, No reservations, Colbert Report, 24, Sopranos, Anything on DIY, FOOD NETWORK, or HGTV, The Daily Show, Myth Busters, South Park, That 70's Show, "My Name is Earl" is fucking hilarious, Anything on the discovery channel, history channel, or A&E.

Books:

Anything by Hunter S. Thompson- Rum Diary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, are my favorites but I will give anything a chance. Anything by John Feinstein, Kurt Vonnegut, Anthony Bourdain, Charles Bukowski, Tom Robbins, Lars Anderson, Ernest Hemingway my favorites are For whom the bell tolls, A farewell to Arms, and the sun also rises. I also prefer non fiction and anything about counter culture and abnormal sociology. Anything concerning post Civil War pre Vietnam American history.

"Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a tube." - Hunter S. Thompson, Kingdom of Fear

Heroes:

Anthony Bourdain, Roger Waters, Hunter S. Thompson, Mike Ness, my Parents.

My Blog

9/11 myths are bullshit.

I hope the same people who are feeble minded enough to think 9/11 was perpetrated by the United States Government  based on the strength of one bullshit video they came across on youtube or googl...
Posted by Mark The Brain on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST

Joey Vento is absolutely right.

The truth is this is America, the national language is English. Why should we make it any harder to assimilate into this country especially considering a vast amount of immigrants do not try to assimi...
Posted by Mark The Brain on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST

Carlos Mencia

Somethign never stood quite right about Carlos Mencia. Take a good look at this video made by Joe Rogan. He justified my suspicions. http://www.joerogan.net/joeshow/CARLO.wmv Here is a post from Joe's...
Posted by Mark The Brain on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:16:00 PST

Good Riddance Cunt

All I can say is Ugghhgghhg Proof of blonde cognition For God's sake, Paltrow, we can't talk about the article you read in my paper, writes RICK GROEN. Couldn't you be a bit more self-absorbed?  ...
Posted by Mark The Brain on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 12:23:00 PST

Why isnt this on the front page of a paper?

This article is a perfect example of the liberal media excusing minorities for the same crimes that they attack white people for. This story was on page 16 of the New York Post. Of course when a white...
Posted by Mark The Brain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One More reason I love Michelle Malkin

Beware of strange men with rocket launchersMichelle Malkin July 27, 2005 This week, New Jersey Transit officials joined the New York Police Department in performing hapless random searches of Gran...
Posted by Mark The Brain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DOV URGES PROFILING

DOV URGES PROFILING By SAM GUSTIN and DAN MANGAN Political correctness won't keep New Yorkers safe from terrorists, a state assemblyman said yesterday  promising to introduce legislation allowing c...
Posted by Mark The Brain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

London

I first want to send my deepest regards to the people of  England and wish for the best. I also need to apologize if this turns into a rant but I feel I have to get this off my chest. These "sava...
Posted by Mark The Brain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck Air America Radio and Al Franken

Fuck Air America Radio and Al Franken There was a terrorist attack in London today. Any other news outlet out there is talking about that.Al Franken is talking about America's abuse of detainees such ...
Posted by Mark The Brain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hate crime?????

Let me preface this blog by noting I am not a racist but I will say I am infuriated by this story because of the double standard implied by this story and Mayor Bloomberg. First off these guys were ad...
Posted by Mark The Brain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST