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maiden-of-iron

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About Me

i like food. i like music but i dont like shaking booty because my booty is usually immobile. i want to take over the world, and i will do it slowly, first taking oveor your minds, then, the television set and finally SESAME STREET! oh, i like food. did i mention that too? my guitar is my life, but i wish i could play better... oh well, things will come in time,right? and YES i am pathetic because i cannot find friends in real life so i will risk the danger of meeting them face to face, that's why i have myspace, friendster, icq, msn and many many more to indulge my insecurities. i want to take over the world. mention that already? take care yourself, then. bye bye.

My Interests

cat cutting (i believe they're evil), pig sacrifices, (no kidding), urhmm.... sleeping, picking at scabs, guitar, bass, drums, piano, any music, i will be glad to learn, reading, writing, talking, boring others, eating, tuna with chili, tuna with mayo and tuna with more tuna. and cheese.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who doesn't plan to take over the world, not into violence against women, dogs and puppets, likes to eat potato chips and has never kicked a cat/coke can/beer bottle in their life.

Music:

nirvana, incubus, grand theft audio, good charlotte, simple plan, remy zero, linkin park, maksim, CCR, Alanis, Pink, Staind, Three Doors Down, Limp Bizkit, Weezer and ughhm.... EVERYTHING that doesn't make my parents hit the ceiling.

Movies:

american beauty, american sweethearts, my best friends wedding, notting hill, stepmom, ughhm... err.... what else? four weddings and a funeral, bridget jones diary, chicago, LOTR (all of 'em), my brain is temporarily out of order, i'll finish up eventually.

Television:

just shoot me, everybody loves raymond, simpsons, futurama, reality tv, punked, flipped, and everything that cable USED TO have

Books:

me talk pretty one day, by david sedaris. catcher in the rye by salinger, shanghai baby, hearts in atlantis, everything stephen king, sci-fi isaac assimov, gods of the millenium and blah blah blah. you get the picture

Heroes:

my stuffed pikachu who has suffered many long hard years of my father trying to kill it. oh, my bolstie *bolster too, my father tried to kill it daily by sitting on it and once he hung it from my balcony with a piece of raffia string. and erm... heroes? you, maybe? heh. for putting up with me. see you.

My Blog

...Is that a CHEST? tell me... is that a CHEST?

dear diary (add a little feel and emotion to it) once again, im posting something up and im just doing it because i honestly can't bother about studying because i'm going to fail miserably at ...
Posted by maiden-of-iron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no one is gonna read this, so why bother... HA

i don't see why i should write a journal, i don't have so much faith in the web surfers to be THAT bored to actually STOP AND read this. honestly, you can't be THAT BORED till you STOP and read COMPLE...
Posted by maiden-of-iron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST