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Michael-Torres

I'm forty!

About Me

My days basically go like this....wake, masturbate, breakfast, masturbate, small nap, intense 2 hour masturbation, ice for swelling, lunch, masturbate, douche ass, ice for swelling, dinner, Jager shots, drunk masturbating, pass out. SERIOUSLY THOUGH... WHO BEAT UP MY BEEF?
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My Interests

LIVE MUSIC. NEW BANDS. ..... AND FOOD

I'd like to meet:

My BABY'S DADDY.href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmdsaXR0 ZXJmeS5jb20v" target="_blank">
Glitterfy.com..

Music:

GRATEFUL DEAD, Sublime, Mazzy Star, Jack Johnson, Pink Floyd, REHAB, Dispatch, WHISKEY BUSINESS, Ani Difranco, White Buffalo, Velvet Underground, Allman Brothers,The Doors, Cast Iron Filter, Beastie Boys, Lynyrd Skynyrd, CALOBO, The KINKS, Braddigan, Indigo Girls, Joni Mitchell, Janis Joplin, James Taylor, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Band, Steve Miller Band, Kid Rock, Missy Higgins, Taylor Swift, Julianne Hough, Fleetwood Mac, Xavier Rudd, The Beautiful Girls, Iron and Wine, The Who, GLove and Special Sauce, Cat Stevens, The Southland, The Eagles, Bob Dylan, Slightly Stoopid, Donovan Frankenreiter, String Cheese Incident,AKON, The Shins, Robin Nolan Trio & Brandi Shearer, Ben Harper, Hope Sandoval and the Warm Inventions, Keller Wiliams,Rogue-Wave, The Ditty Bops, Norah Jones, Liz Phair, David Grisman, NICO, Johnny Cash, Bad Religion, Bob Marley, Tristan Prettyman, Priscila Ahn, Nick LaPointe Band, Pepper, Long Beach Dub Allstars,The White Stripes, Wilco, NOFX, State Radio,Folk Music,JAM-BANDS, and ALL Classic Rock. CUBENSIS">

Movies:

DROP DEAD FRED and of course a little porn here and there. TOMMY, LIVE AT POMPEI, THE LAST DISPATCH, cheesy horror flicks.

Television:

Not allowed to watch tv anymore. i ordered too many of those late night soft porns and my dad got pissed off. But when I get off restriction I think I'll get into: Lost, Dexter, The L-Word, Entourage, Lucky Louie, My Name is Earl, The Office, Heroes, Nip Tuck, and of course RIPETV,

Books:

"How to explain to your boyfriend that masturbating in public is not okay", "The Guide to Experiencing Better Anal Sex By Yourself", , and the book that has touched my life the most............."Small Balls Big Clitoris-You're Not Alone" ..

Heroes:

My Bud Dog and Jerry Garcia.

My Blog

STOP POOPING IN THE DRESSING ROOM

FIFTEEN WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute in...
Posted by Michael-Torres on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 03:22:00 PST