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Smalls.com

Easy, fellas. You win, I'll place. It's all the same oat bag.

About Me

I'm just L-I-V-I-N. Every day is a gift and i live it that way. I'm always up for something new. I am so sick of the same old stuff so I'm trying to do life different. I am going on vacation in two weeks and get back and then go again. Should be a real exciting month. Should see a lot of new stuff and experience it with good friends. I can't wait til I come face to face with reality. Should be an experience I shall never forget. I wish you all the best.>

My Interests

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way. You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day. You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School. After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities. You become a baby with no cares whatsoever. Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then... you finish off as an orgasm! It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old .. just sucks!

I'd like to meet:

someone that means as much to me as I do to themI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)here is my 5-7-5 Rain gusts whilst Wind Blows. Light resounds whilst Thunder rolls. Storm engulfs us all.

Music:

FM Static is what is in the cd player right now.

Movies:

Transformens was excellent. I can't wait to see the new Will Smith movie "I am Legend". I have seen the movie Rounders more times than I can even count and if you don't believe me, ask Neels.

Television:

I'd rather go out than sit in and watch t.v.

Books:

I really wanna read kite runner. I bought it a while ago on ebay but I just haven't read it yet. I'd rather do a book on tape kinda thing.

Heroes:

Jesus. I wish I was like him.

My Blog

Survivor Idiots

Ok Ok..... I have never been more frustrated with the game of Survivor as I am right now. Anyone reading this, if you've seen even one episode, would have to agree that it takes a fool to give aw...
Posted by Smalls.com on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:54:00 PST

Bunches of Questions... Answered

MY CURRENT LIFE IN 85 QUESTIONS:What was the highlight of your week?BAMA game this weekend with my pops. Who's car were you in last?My ownWhen is the next time you will kiss someone?13 daysWhat color...
Posted by Smalls.com on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:01:00 PST

my view on life

I don't think we can really understand how time passes. We can't study it like a river or tame it with a clock. Our devices only mark its coming and going. I dropped an anchor three months back but...
Posted by Smalls.com on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

tipping

so i was at starbucks and i ordered a black coffee (i know. not much of an adventure there.) and i paid with a card. it was about $2.50. so the receipt came out and there was a place for a tip and the...
Posted by Smalls.com on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:03:00 PST

The Guys' Rules

The Guys' RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all downFinally, the guys' side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear "the rules"From the female side.Now here are ...
Posted by Smalls.com on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:56:00 PST