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Scott

Hygienically-challenged lout who aspires to wash

About Me

51 y/o sailor/FNP/musician/pilot/snowboarder/wakeboarder/surfer.My Cranial follicles have long been withholding their best efforts, whilst thier posterior-southern brothers have been eagerly transplantin that very same protien into a veritable mat that would have a mama sheep envious...DAMMIT Had to invest in a power back-hair-remover system...Damn thing only runs on 220V.I can play a musical instrument. I can take out a boat, either sail or power, and have it perform well, and it will be fun for all on board, as long as we can all scream together...Wasn't that one of Lennon's objective's?SCUBA is a lot of fun, as are the jet-ski's.The idea of seeing your demise coming and knowing that it will be short gives me great security in this sport...And my doggie-passenger agrees.This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Anything adrenaline...I've jumped out of helicopters with my parachute in a grocery bag...(Good thing I didn't shop at Wal Mart that day!)I COULD tell you how fast my bike goes.....I know that it gets noisy if I fly me plane without the doors on...Damn....Almost lost a damn-fine labrador doin this....Shoulda known better than to toss out the rib bone I was chawin on...Well stuff....He Looks GOOD with that long of a tail.Now he can hang by the wire and do an opossum imitation.Another interest would be to have my house cleaned by a leder-hosen-equipped-female cleaning crew that would sing Pachelbell's Canon in D5 minor, whilst scubbing my tiles.

I'd like to meet:

An Achondroplastic dwarf who is also afflicted with an element of OCD, so that he will not miss a spot whilst mowing me lawn with a battery-powered mower

Music:

This is easy..Neil YoungDire StraitsJorma/Hot TunaJohn PrineTaj MahalChet AtkinsTommy Emanuel

Movies:

Most movies today are re-makes.SAD SAD SADTry Brain Donors RepoMan DeadMan

Television:

I refuse to buy into some sort of CONTRACT that lets these morons give poor service and then charge me for the privilege of firing these assholes...Yep...I'm an antennae-guy... thing was up when I bought this house.I can get news, weather and sports.On a 5-foot LCD screen.And the DVD is awesome

Heroes:

1) My Daughter, Korky.2) Drue Gauthier, a crusty old fart who is remembered fondly only by me3) Jeff/Alix, who gave me insights that persist to this day.