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I'm the worlds happiest tool!

chemical0halo

About Me

I'm just a dude. There really isn't anything special about me or what I do. I hate myself and I want to die, but people like that about me. I struggle everyday not to kill somebody. I've been called everything under the sun: A sweet heart, a bastard, a really nice guy, a son of a bitch, loyal, cheater, a thoughtful person, asshole, a poet, a sociopath, a lover, the coolest guy in the world, a drunk, a hopeless romantic, a drug addict, a violent person, a caring individual. I'm just trying to do the best that I can with what little I have. I dont trust ANYONE. I used to offer good will and understanding to most, now I only want people to die, and to do it far away from me. ( This unit has been DISKONNECT..) MySpace Graphics MySpace Icons MySpace Editor Steal Layouts MySpace Layouts

My Interests

im way to honest to lead you to believe i have anything of "interest" in my life... there's a city with cars, people, buildings and many places of lack luster effort at making this world and the assholes in it less drab and boring..

I'd like to meet:

No one in particular, your all same. The devil's always just out of frame..

Music:

current favourite's would be.. Acid Bath, Agent's Of Oblivion, Deadboy, :Wumpscut:, Cruxshadow, Deathstar's, Funker Vogt, Suicide Commando, Chemlab, Dope, Nitzer Ebb, Front 242, Kmfdm, Aesthetic Perfection, Das ich, Razed in Black, Switchblade Symphony,Unternull, psyclon nine, Alien Sex Fiend, VnV Nation, Rammstein, Misery Loves Co., Diskinnekted, Diverje, Android lust, CombiChrist, The cure, FiendFlug, Frontline Assembly, Genocide organ, Insekt, Inertia, Skinny puppy, snake river conspiracy ^_^, Tactical sekt, Velvet Acid Christ, Derma Tek... and more im forgetting im sure.

Movies:

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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Forlorn Jester.

Where You Lived: Scotland.

How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life? .

Books:

"I wonder what's in a book while its closed. Oh, I know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and deeds and battles. And sometimes there are storms at sea, or it takes you to strange cities and countries. All those things are somehow shut up in a book. Of course you have to read it to find out. But it's already there, that's the funny thing. I just wish I knew how it could be." - Michael Ende Die Unendliche Geschicte

Heroes:

"The hero was distinguished by his achievement; the celebrity by his image or trademark. The hero created himself; the celebrity is created by the media. The hero was a big man; the celebrity is a big name." - Daniel Boorstinthere are so few true heros, therefore this is, more or less, a list of admirable individuals: Johen vasquez (for sharing his angst and his own form of repression with the world) Pen & Teller (just watch "Bullshit", thier show) Carl Sagan (for Opening my tiny childhood mind to science and critical thinking) Michael Shermer (for Critical thinking and Debunking) James Burke (for making science history so exciting) James Randi (for Debunking with flare!) Charles Darwin (for helping us understand where we came from) Larry Elders (for breaking left wing stereotypes) Stephan J Gould (champion of evolution) Galileo Galilei (for daring to say the truth) Dr Dean Adel (for great libertarian thought) Dr Laura Schlessinger (for excellent moral advice, great critical thinking and calling believers out on their own b.s.) Al Rantel (for breaking left wing stereotypes)

My Blog

Watch this!!!

America is in one fucked state of affairs.the way policy is dictated by money and not the needs of the people.we find ourselfs in an ever degenerating socity.where the poor and even the middle class ...
Posted by I'm the worlds happiest tool! on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:29:00 PST

door 1 your fucked, door 2 your still fucked..

4 days with no sleep.. what the fuck is with that.  even missed work today because i was broke down from it.. and the miracle came sometime around noon today, i finally passed out.. "fucking joy!...
Posted by I'm the worlds happiest tool! on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

better then suicide...

Im so fucking angry right now... in the end when i've turned your lives to dust and obliterated every trace of you from my mind i'll be free to make this world my own don't cry to me, this is what yo...
Posted by I'm the worlds happiest tool! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST

there this wonderful girl...

and she sends me lots of pictures.. ^_^nine days and counting, im so excited i feel like im gonna pop.....
Posted by I'm the worlds happiest tool! on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

100%

dip my tail in in bloodink write it down in red scribe the words happy mealright across your headtired of getting walkedim treated like a sheepdont blame me for all the years that you were asleeprelax...
Posted by I'm the worlds happiest tool! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:55:00 PST

strange dreams of a slumbering beast

as of late my dreams are disturbing me.. from the zombies to the sex my mind seems to be reeling from all the new problems im encountering.. "atleast in my dreams i can fight for what i want.." now as...
Posted by I'm the worlds happiest tool! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:22:00 PST

standard issue

when i think about my life, and the time i have wasted trying to understand the inner workings of love and affection.. i have realised that love has nothing to do with what i thought.. a nameless girl...
Posted by I'm the worlds happiest tool! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:31:00 PST

my soul is lost

well im sitting here drunk being used by some one else and i ask myself if anything or anyone will save me.. i guess not i am a forsaken soul that no ones wants.. i wish i could die.......
Posted by I'm the worlds happiest tool! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:45:00 PST

there goes my head...

I long to understand you complexities: simply a virtue of your existence, taking hold of me I dwell upon a thought that starts as just a thought then grows to thoughts of killing me before the truth ...
Posted by I'm the worlds happiest tool! on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:14:00 PST

Atlantis

AtlantisMaybe Ive been looking for AtlantisCause Im not sure of what Im looking forIs there something lost waiting to be found?Or am I just hunting a dream? Maybe Ive been looking for AtlantisCause I...
Posted by I'm the worlds happiest tool! on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:03:00 PST