MuSiC, tAlKiNg On ThE fOnE, dAnCiNg LiKe A fOoL!
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys rose to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe my story is true,
The blind man saw the whole thing too.
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merry christmas people. :P
Carlos Mencia
some funny stuff. haha
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"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
"Sir, do you know they've cut us off? We're entirely surrounded."
"Those poor bastards ," Puller said. "They've got us right where we want 'em. We can shoot in every direction now."
Once he came upon a second lieutenant who had ordered an enlisted man to salute him 100 times for missing a salute. Chesty told the Lieutenant: "You were absolutely correct in making him salute you 100 times Lieutenant, but you know that an officer must return every salute he receives. Now return them all."
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It is the SOLDIER, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the SOLDIER, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the SOLDIER, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the SOLDIER, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the SOLDIER, who salutes the FLAG, who serves under the FLAG, and whose coffin is draped by the FLAG, who allows the protester to burn the FLAG.
Were it not for the brave, there would be no land of the free.
~Best Respect It~
good ole chesty puller, just so i can heard all the insane, lunitic things that came out of this man's mouth. gotta love him. !GOOD NIGHT CHESTY!
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Bi - I Do
Yes, Bi can dance. And he is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better live!!!!!!
the funniest thing ever...
ummm... any sports/action movie out there's good. :) usually will sit down and go through the whole movie, good or bad. it's really no use asking me what my fav. movie is seeing as how i'll change my answer every five seconds.
let's just say i've read a lot of books. i won't bore u w/ details. :P
hmm... my heros? well, i'd definately have to start off with my man, zanlin oo. he's my one and only. my superman. he gives me the strength to go on and look forward to another day, and i love him sooooo much for that.
also my sister. she's a pain at times, but i love the girl. she's like my best friend.
and my very reliable friends. i don't need to put names, they know who they are. thank you so much for being there for me always when i'm happy, sad, bitchy, etc. you guys are the best.