From the depths of the universe, beneath the realm of reality, comes a new being of infinite madness. I'm John Henry M. Umali, the communities menace,they indeed i'm the NO.1 guy when it comes to alibis. Because i can escape persecution beyond reasonable doubt. Being a member of the family, i learned how to surviethe easy way in being a man! My family says im hypothetically brilliant, athletic, energetic when it comes to "KALOKOHAN"! as in my high school days they always considered me the - teacher's P.E.T ( Primary Expulsion Target ). However, people says im a hard guy to beat because eventhough i create bad impressions, i counter balances them with my genuine "DISKARTES" that surely erase any destructive impression abuot me....
