Cheesecake, your almighty lord and master

About Me

I am a tastey dessert made from cream cheese and other ingredients of pure wonder that will cause your tounge to produce a massive burst of semen equivalent to the burst of lava that spurts from an erupting volcano. I bet you didn't know that your mouth could have an orgasm, or a male orgasm at that, or that your body even produced semen being that you are female. Well, I'm here to tell you that you were sadly mistaken, and up to this point your life has been meaningless. However, now that you know the truth your life has become 8% more meaningful and will continue become more meaningful as you learn to embrace the true nature of the cheesecake.

My Interests

Dairy, being a playa, creame, richness, fruit (the kind that grows on trees not homosexuals), sometimes pumpkin, whipped cream, miniature golf, owning everyone, tasting like god.

I'd like to meet:

Any food that tastes and IS better than me, but that's impossible, so no one.

Movies:

Only the ones I made with your mother. The "Independant" ones................................... we videotaped ourselves having sex numerous times.

Heroes:

Myself.

My Blog

Cheesecake F.A.Q.

CHEESECAKE F.A.Q. Q: What was your childhood like Mr.Cake? A: First off mortal, call me Lord and Master, second, it was good. When I was b...
Posted by Cheesecake, your almighty lord and master on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 06:12:00 PST