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Dressing up like a Halowen. Astrology. It makes so much sense for being complete BS. It's like a fortune cookie. Crack it open, eat it, read it, trash it with your chow mein. Damn Asian people. So hot yet so not. Laughing at/with people. Flirting with your grandpa. Good at boosting peoples' confidence especially your grandpa's. Damn Gramps, you's a hot mutha fukka! Fanning the fire. Wondering. Thinking. Plotting. Happiness. Belief. One day it will happen. Just believe. Believe in love & life. Loving your life. Partying like a rock star. Writing. Cutting out funny ads/pics from magazines. Reading. Sharing. Talking to myself. Making myself laugh.. join in on the fun too if you dare. Reading minds. Go ahead lie to me if you feel like you have to. Remember I can read your mind anyways. Just don't lie to yourself. Life is great you just have to convince yourself. I do it all the time. Dairy Queen. Double scoop please. Extra whipped cream?! Life is being. Being full of life. Try it twice. Life is a fortune cookie.. crack it and see what's inside. Don't like it, get another one.

I'd like to meet:

Okay, I want to meet: The Easter Bunny, Harold & Kumar, An Oompa Loompa, Rick James, Jackie Chan, Asian Santa Clause, Jolly Bee and Dave Chappell so we can all hang out and be friends.

Music:

Love it all especially anything you can shake your salt shakers to!

Movies:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

Ave Maria

So what do normal people do on Thursday nights? Being that we're normal traditional Filipinos, we went to a rosary tonight at my parents' house to celebrate Inang's (grandma's) birthday/ death celebra...
Posted by irene on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:21:00 PST

You know youre a Party Puta when...

You know you're a Party Puta when... (written summer of '06) *you celebrate someone's birthday who isn't with you. Then you call up this person and leave messages saying thank you & that his birth...
Posted by irene on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

The VA Hopsital

"The VA Hospital is a great place to go when you're someone that looks like me." Okay so I had to take my dad to the VA Hospital to get fitted for his hearing aides a couple weeks ago, and boy was it ...
Posted by irene on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:01:00 PST

2 White guys & Beer! I mean.. Happy Bday Jack!

Thank you to those who showed up to Jack's 8th Bday party. Sorry to those I couldn't get around to catch up with-- I was too busy getting drunk with that 80 year old grandma. I learned a lot that nigh...
Posted by irene on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:21:00 PST

Ben-Wah Balls

To my sick sick cousins who have forced me to look into this so-called Ben-wah BS, here you go! The topic of Kegels and Ben-wah Balls are just too openly talked about in our family. Whats wrong ...
Posted by irene on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:02:00 PST

5.2 Billion is Spent on Adult Diapers Each Year

It's been a while since I've had anything blog-worthy to blog about, but I think this topic is a great one since I have found myself doing "extensive" research about it. (It's called cut and paste, pe...
Posted by irene on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:47:00 PST

Living La Vida Puta!

I'm old... I'm tired! I'm 27, but my friend Ruth from 3rd grade said that it's my "Rock Star" year... so I'm gonna go ahead and believe her because we've been friends for so long and she wouldn't lie ...
Posted by irene on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:04:00 PST

Happy Birthday to me, myself and Irene!!!

Thanks to all of those who showed up to Modesto Bar & Grill this Saturday, and please drop the charges if I sexually harrassed and molested you on the dance floor because I know you know you loved...
Posted by irene on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:40:00 PST

Lumpias

To all my white friends out there, oh and I can't leave out the Jews: I know the subject line of this blog is going to get everyone's attention, but... Let me clear this up once and for all okay? I do...
Posted by irene on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

Another Action-Phakked Weekend w/ Jing

Our jobs as Party Putas is getting to be too much more than what we had anticipated. It would be great to write-off the club cover charge, meals, drinks, gas mileage and clothes that we...
Posted by irene on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:12:00 PST