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About Me

YES, I'M RUSSIAN - I like to laugh at people who think they are sweet, i laugh at my own jokes and randomness, I like people who can make me laugh and tell me jokes....at times it's tough to deal with dishonest people though and people who lie all the time....I work hard to achieve my goals but sometimes I go too far.....I stress a lot and take certain things too seriously........I hate groupies, idiots, and people who are really gross - "Hi my name is GROSS, I am a total skank" I can't stand FAKE-ASS people-you know who you are and I can't stand when people aren't true to themselves and to others; I love to be woken up at 3 a.m. to my roommate puking all the time!!!!!!, I always feel as though I need to projectile vomit.....I can't stand a nasty bathroom (OCD!), and my mind is scattered all over the place....I am true to my friends and my friends are my world; I like to go out all night and have a good time but I also love my sleep......I like to eat clemintines and I love my beef jerky and slurpees!!!......I hate Michigan but love Detroit Techno.....I hate to say goodbye to people that touch my heart and I can't stand to see my friends move away :(.........I am fun-loving, extremely sarcastic, I am compulsive and take things to the extreme........
I Like to Climb at the WAB...
My niece Cassie.....

My Interests

Climbing the walls at Oslo (the hostel), acting out of line, drinking out of the smaller bottle!!!, Listening to "bitchin shit," buying shoes, cooking, going on vacation evey other week!, art, sleep, working out , sleep, restorative art!, working, sleep, spending money, FILL IN THE BLANK, snapping!!, getting my life back in order...

I'd like to meet:

Hugh Hefner, MY LAB PARTNER, anyone who is a total slob!!!!
My Favorite Girls............

Music:

Techno, house, drum & bass, good jungle, hard techno, indie, good hip-hop, BEASTIE BOYS, Michael Jackson, Bob Seger, Reggae, pretty much anything that is good fo yo ears!

Movies:

Too many to list.......Don't be a Menace in South Central While Drinking Your Juice In the Hood, Malibu's Most Wanted, Anchorman, Blue Crush, 40 Year Old Virgin, Go, Groove, Trainspotting, Dazed and Confused, Party Monster, Hostel, Jack Ass, House of 1000 Corpses, Caddy Shack, Airplane, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Boogie Nights, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Ginger Snap!, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Blow, Traffic, Napolean Dynamite, Exorcism of Emily Rose, Sugar and Spice, the Secretary - spank me!! and of course Roadhouse.

Television:

Nip Tuck, Sex and the City, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Saved by the Bell, Grey's Anatomy, Project Runway,TLC, Discovery Health, Discovery Channel, Viva La Bam, Family Guy, 90210!!!! - yes I still watch it!! ha ha, The Daily Show, Wild n' Out, Real Sex on HBO!!!!, In Living Color

Books:

Embalming, Restorative Art, The Devil Wears Prada, Lipstick Jungle, DaVinci Code, do fashion magazines count?

Heroes:

My Nana, my parents, Jon G., all of my friends, my Miami princess - Tracie!!, Marc Mooney - my Chi-Town homie, people who can admit to their problems, strong individuals, people who don't throw their lives away on meaningless things........

My Blog

My Mentor

You're the person in this field that I most admire,The person that I most would like to be.Your friendship, like a torch, has lit a fireDeep within the cave where I am me.Because of you, I want to be ...
Posted by Scam on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

Cleaning up your past.....

I want to say how proud I am of youThat you have broken free of your addiction.It's something I don't know that many could doWere I so sorely tried by your affliction.Your many months of growing up we...
Posted by Scam on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:27:00 PST

Destiny

I am a child of destinydestinied to have a goalgoal to be successfullsuccessful in everything I doEverything I do that is rightwhat is right that will make me a modelA model that won't be intimidatedI...
Posted by Scam on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:26:00 PST