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Ben

Ricky! Get this lame-o out of your yard!

About Me

Screenwriter, Poet
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My Interests

Reading, Writing, Fighting filthy ninjas

I'd like to meet:

The robot from "Lost in Space" or a werewolf with a good temperment

Music:

The White Stripes, Beck, Tenacious D, The Strokes, The Darkness, The Doors, The Who, Alice Cooper, David Bowie

Movies:

Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Fargo, Blood Simple, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Rear Window, Vertigo, Escape From New York, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill vol. 1-2

Television:

"World's Wildest Police Chases" and the show "Cheaters" (In particular the Port-I-Potty Incident and Host Stabbing episodes)

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Slaughter House V, American Psycho, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Heroes:

Spider-Man, He-Man (the true Master of the Universe) and David Cronenberg

My Blog

Glub, Glub, Glub (aka is that a Shark?)

Drink the potion Straight from the Ocean 'Cause we got the notion To die in slow motion bw
Posted by Ben on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:40:00 PST

To Know Love...

Oh how I'm smitten With my little kitten Yes, she is as cute as can be She's constantly cursing And always conversing But her whine Is like wine to me   bw...
Posted by Ben on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:56:00 PST

L.A. Heat

Sizzle, sizzle, pop! Sizzle, sizzle, pop! I think I'm turnin' pink And it's never gonna stop Sizzle, sizzle, pop! Sizzle, sizzle, pop! I think I'm on the brink And it's never gonna stop   bw...
Posted by Ben on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:17:00 PST

Mr. "Quotation"

Mr. "Quotation" Is one of a kind He's one step ahead And one step behind
Posted by Ben on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:57:00 PST

Sunburn Women

Well, There's charms In their arms And there's bliss In their kiss But their lips Are a liar And their grip Is barbed wire Well, Fellas, fellas, fellas When are you going to learn? Never trust a woman...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

Intro

When I was younger How I had the hunger To be a fireman In my head But then I got older Perhaps even bolder And settled for heartthrob instead bw...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:17:00 PST

The Preekness

She's got kryptonite eyes They're my ultimate weakness But every guy wants 'em It's like running the Preekness I jockey for position But it's down to the wire Against thoroughbred favorites With ...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:35:00 PST