Reading, Writing, Fighting filthy ninjas
The robot from "Lost in Space" or a werewolf with a good temperment
The White Stripes, Beck, Tenacious D, The Strokes, The Darkness, The Doors, The Who, Alice Cooper, David Bowie
Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Fargo, Blood Simple, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Rear Window, Vertigo, Escape From New York, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill vol. 1-2
"World's Wildest Police Chases" and the show "Cheaters" (In particular the Port-I-Potty Incident and Host Stabbing episodes)
The Catcher in the Rye, Slaughter House V, American Psycho, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Spider-Man, He-Man (the true Master of the Universe) and David Cronenberg