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Hay Ewe

They were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

About Me

I am both a teacher and a student. I teach language arts to 5th graders where I enjoy my students and my school. Also, I am a student at SAC working through the ASL Interpreting program. Maybe someday I will find myself in Dallas or Houston working on a Masters in Deaf Ed. But, we'll just have to see where life takes me.I like being really random, knowing random stuff, and stating random facts about myself. For example I only wear 1 contact (left eye is 20/20 right eye isn't), my favorite animals are ducks, monkeys, llamas, and dik-diks, there are only 4 countries that start with the letter D, I want to visit the country of Djabouti (pronounced ja-booty) just cause it's fun to say and it would be cool to say "hey i've been to Djabouti" cause people would be like "WHAT my booty" and I would have to explain that it's actually a country in Africa and $1 is equal to like 17.4ish Djaboutian francs. (I saw Djabouti on a map on the news one time when they were talking about the war stuff. I got really excited. It was SOOOO cool!)I am currently an Associate of the Sisters of Divine Providence which is really cool cause I like the nuns, they're really fun. I thought about being a nun for about 2 weeks then I decided that probably isn't really me, at least that's what a lot of my friends and family have said. K I guess that's all for now.
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My Interests

i like teaching, playing flute, reading for fun, and ASL.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Krista
Birthday: Sept. 30, 1984
Birthplace: Edmond, OK
Current Location: Texas
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: (stands up puts hands on head) about this tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed but i can write upside down with my left hand without having to put to much thought into it
Your Heritage: i know for sure there's some german, native american, irish, and a lot of other stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown boots to church and now ducky slippers
Your Weakness: chocolate
Your Fears: not doing any better in life than i have so far
Your Perfect Pizza: homemade with thin garlic slices under the cheese and ham on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become more proficient in ASL
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :-D
Thoughts First Waking Up: do i have a job for today yet or do i need to start calling
Your Best Physical Feature: my insanity :D
Your Bedtime: 10ish unless i'm in san marcos with people then whenever i get home
Your Most Missed Memory: nachos for sunday lunch with "nacho music"
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke with lime
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king chicken tenders with macdonalds fries and a diet coke with lime from sonic :D
Single or Group Dates: well i've never been on a group date so i guess i would go with single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hummmm how about the kind mom makes with water and a tea bag that we get a heb
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate doesn't matter if it's cake, frosting, ice cream, pudding, cookies, on a sandwich, whatever always chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: green tea or chia
Do you Smoke: ewwwwww no way that's icky
Do you Swear: on extremely rare occasions
Do you Sing: only when no one is listening
Do you Shower Daily: that depends on what you mean by daily, which if you mean as in every morning when i get up except for those rare days that i'm runnig REALLY late then yes i shower daily ;)
Have you Been in Love: not sure
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, don't feel like repeating
Do you want to get Married: yes eventually, but of course first i need to find a guy, that would be a little helpful
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes but not to often
Do you get Motion Sickness: if by motion sickness you mean reading an entire 1000 page book on a trip to grandma's in the car then yes, if not then no
Do you think you are Attractive: no not really
Are you a Health Freak: if by health freak you mean i eat junk all the time and never work out then yes
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes except when they fry my computer while i'm trying to do school work :(
Do you play an Instrument: yes flute and i would like to learn to play guitar but i would have to first get a guitar and then find someone to teach me so i don't think that'll happen to soon, maybe i'll learn to play the spoons instead i have lots of those :)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: ewwwwwwwwy no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: if by drugs you mean ones that come from wally-world namely advil then yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no cause boys are stupid :P
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sadly yes but that was to help my aunt find a wedding dress
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i don't think i've eaten any oreos for over a year just cause i haven't bought any not that i don't like them and couldn't eat a whole box by myself, cause i would if i had a whole box of them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww never in my life, i haven't even eaten cooked fish for a number of years
In the past month have you been on Stage: not unless you count singing and dancing in my car where other people can see me as i sit in traffic
In the past month have you been Dumped: suprisingly that's kinda a hard question cause i don't know what the relationship was like in the first place so i don't know if it was dumped, reaffirming that we weren't really together, or something else hummm :/
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: if by skinny dipping you mean taking a shower sure
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that anyone would know about hehe
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: yes but i don't understand why
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: at the end of life, oh you said how not when opps
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: what if i don't want to grow up?
What country would you most like to Visit: england and scotland again and germany again and maybe austrailia and somewhere in africa, oh and egypt would be cool and i have to go to djabuti cause it's fun to say
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brownish
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: preferably taller than me or atleast not to much shorter than me
Weight: yes
Best Clothing Style: preferably clothes that are worn on the body
Number of Drugs I have taken: hummm?? good question
Number of CDs I own: more than my mom but less than either of my sisters
Number of Piercings: 2; 1 in each ear
Number of Tattoos: currently none but sometimes when i used to get really bored in class some would appear on my hands or arms but then dissappear after a shower
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i don't refer to them as regrets just lessons learned the hard way

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Music:

my favorites are christian ( on KLOVE radio station ), classical, kid stuff, Dr. Demento and 80's. also i really like So Long and Thanks For All the Fish from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Movies:

i love action and horror movies while i completely despise "chick flicks". and that's one of those things about me that you would never guess unless i told you.

Television:

CSI Las Vegas, Family Guy, and Little Einstiens are all awsome.

Books:

i will try anything fantasy and some sci-fi. pretty much if it's got swords and magic i'll read it.

My Blog

Suprise!

I'm reading a book right now that i'm actually very suprised that i like it.  normally i just read fantasy or sci-fi and this one is kinda a historical romance but i like it.  it's call...
Posted by WHATNOT on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:00:00 PST

Do you know what the chain of command is?

AHHHHHHH!! i'm sooo bored.  i'm kinda really wanting to go back to school just for something to do.  that's almost sad.  i'm running out of things to do to keep me occupied.  since...
Posted by WHATNOT on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

starting off the new year

so it's the first day of a new year and if today is any indication of what the whole year is gonna be like i'm REALLY not looking forward to this year.  for the most part i guess today was pretty...
Posted by WHATNOT on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

testing!! AHHH!!!

i bet as a kid taking whatever state wide standardized test you had to take you did think your teacher might also be having nightmares about the stupid test, did you?? well before i write about the cr...
Posted by WHATNOT on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST

Happy Turkey Day!!

Happy Turkey Day everyone!!  Have a great day and thanks for everything. It's now officially time to start Christmas songs, decorating, and shopping!!! Yippy!! Thanksgiving is  a great holda...
Posted by WHATNOT on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

Popcorn!!

popcorn is the perfect food i have decided.  you can eat it for any meal and be satisfied. be it breakfast, lunch, dinner, or snack (and yes snack time is meal time for me!) k well that being sai...
Posted by WHATNOT on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST

Vegas!!

ummm.... so my bestest friend Jennifer and I are planning a trip to Vegas in December and I'm soooooo very excited.  I was wondering if anyone has any super spectacular must do/see ideas for us.&...
Posted by WHATNOT on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST

death

first off something i see as amusing.  the subject of this is death and the category is life. HAHA!! ok now on to being serious and what i really wanted to write.  well my mom called me at 8...
Posted by WHATNOT on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST

kids

so i've now been teaching for 3 weeks and i've already heard some really funny things from my kids and othere people at my school so i thought i would share them here so you can get a laugh out of the...
Posted by WHATNOT on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 06:38:00 PST

what the hell am i doing anyways

ok so i guess most people when the graduate college are happy and glad they are finally done with it and they move on with life.  well i was happy about it in the spring when i still acted like a...
Posted by WHATNOT on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:47:00 PST